GM🤣😂🫂☕️

GM #coffeechain ☕ 💜

Haven’t done it in a long while. If you want this badge, raise your hand (reply).

This I can actually make happen 😂 Very easy to generate an invoice from this

/zapme 100k

I should be able to just type /buy 50000 and 50k sats just shows up in my wallet instantly. That’s the level of UX I want.

I feel like WoT is just yet another barrier to onboarding onto Nostr. We need less features, and more focus on usability and discoverability. Even spammers are no longer interested in Nostr, while we are trying to build higher walls to keep everyone out

Btw, those corn circles are also proof that the world is flat.

Stockpile coffee, there is no shame in that 🤣

Here is a real drama Waking up at 6am with enough coffee for just one French press and the store doesn't open till 8.

I have no interesting content to post, yet I have a lot of fresh one. Since nobody gives two fucks about what I want to talk about, I just post random shit and wait for engagement to burn time.

I follow some really wacky ass people, why am I doing it to myself, I don’t know 😭😂

It's not a rip-off. It IS nostr.. lol. Just different names. Still leads to the same exact place. Yes, I'm having fun, but I'm not done with it. I'll take it as far as I can to see what happens.

oh look! an open - relay based - communications protocol. Why did nobody think of this before?

The ORION network transmits data via beacons. People can send pulses to exchange value and even open a pulseflow for continuous value transmission. Pulses are mostly public and do not guarantee privacy but one can also engage in private shard transfers to store locally until they decide to redeem them. Shards are bearer-capable cryptographic fragments of value.

Nah

do any of the buttons on that website actually work?

ORION is born https://orionnet.work/

Gonna hodl until it becomes intergalactic currency. All or nothing.

I wish we had jacket weather 😭 I’m still running AC

My morning. #foodstr supply run topped with an Apfelstrudel at the local butcher.

We launched YakiHonne on Reddit yesterday. First video hit 3k views—then the account was suddenly suspended, no reason given.🤣 As the proverb says: “You only feel the whip when it hits your own back—by then it’s too late.” That’s why #decentralization matters. On #Nostr #YakiHonne, this will never happen.🤙

They don’t edit, they apply aggressive quantization and remove a lot of details. AI is an overloaded term, it’s a simple ML model that decides bitrate and other crap to minimize the size. Nothing is edited, it’s economically infeasible and unprofitable to them. Click batty titles are economically profitable for all the wannabe influencers that are making shit up to get clicks

Apparently #YouTube is doing #AI editing of content without even asking the creators. I've seen several videos from rather established creators, claiming that their video content looks different on YT compared to other platforms. It appears that YT is smoothing skin, toning down wrinkles and more. Which ultimately does make some of the content look as if it was AI created. Which obviously isn't being appreciated by the creators since they have to deal with the backslash of people contacting them about their contact making baseless accusations. Here just one of the videos for reference. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86nhP8tvbLY

My watch👾

Kash Patel on Joe Rogan (#2334, June 7th) #epstein #fbi #lies #meme #memes Bro, you're FBI Director now. You really need to lie better than that! 😞

Show me your veggies 🥕

So, we all buying CEP now?

Seems like at least 5 people telling me to take more risks. Are they all reading the same book? 😆

Pablo and Vitor are the same person. I thought this was common knowledge. The Vitor at the conf was an actor. nostr:note1mqs7q3u6wf7tt6kwquxag7yjwldl0l02yzacykk28y02yr0chnlsqghgaf

What’s that saying … when there’s blood in the streets that’s when you buy!

Don’t see any cheese or anything … bah 😒

I’d love to collect burgers. Where do I sign up?

"Germany reports almost 3 million unemployed in January, the highest level for nearly ten years. The unemployment rate rose by 0.4 percentage points to 6.4%." Why work if you can just collect Bürgergeld?

Do devs actually write code anymore or do they just use an agent? Be honest.

Yeah, a common issue though I have a channel with Strike. No idea why but at times it doesn’t work 😂🤬😭

i feel like invoices piss people off more than they work i just unfollowed someone bc of it it’s not just one post or two it’s every single one of them.. id rather just zap your note

IMHO client is the first line of defense, server should act as a failsafe and either refuse upload or have an option to strip. You can’t trust one entity to keep your privacy.

so.. wen client with auto-stripping option before image upload?

It’s either app/os does the stripping or blossom server mods the file and breaks checksum.

PSA: please don't upload images directly from your phone with Olas unless you want to dox yourself, ive seen a lot of images being uploaded to nostr.download with full EXIF data including GPS data.

99% of people don’t know what it is and use defaults 😂😂😂

wait, some of you have geo-tracking and tagging enabled? nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzqcl7vvvdckzc8nlpdqg0smwsncvtl4m240py5qypec59dues2p8dqqsx5d0nu8cwqy37d05gwlqjqvv38jak35p2q7hgwyaeqls8xucdx7c5m3qrj

Ok, ok, meat pics! 😂🥩🔥🍷

Sharing some nostr:npub1j8y6tcdfw3q3f3h794s6un0gyc5742s0k5h5s2yqj0r70cpklqeqjavrvg meme templates, enjoy! 😂😂😂🫡🔥

😂😂😂 nostr:note1gdv39c6j9pdq922udh387af56zvyqkck6l2zzdu4vgmtlyxa0kns3t8nr7

I can’t imagine being a vegetarian (or worse, vegan) after eating a steak with some good wine to follow it. How!? 😂🫂🥩🫂🍷🥩🫂

One more free upload, Blender Animations Studio movie! Spring. 🫡 https://nostr.build/plans/

Free upload, 10m long, h265, 720p! Not bad, for a nostr.build ! Subscribe for more ! 😂🤣😂🫂 (or get a paid plan to support more cool features https://nostr.build/plans/)

Any LN noderunners in my WoT who don't foreclose on their frens? Shill me your node.

🫂 #bananastr #art