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Me trying to revive nostr feed, at one of the slowest times of the day 😂😂😂

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Yes I am a Damus user so wtf is buzzbot?? 🤔 nostr:note1sv8huexc6qd3905f9w7zrzdjxmv00vyvd33ru9s43h97emja2zzqw5zn7y

There's something besides those topics on NOSTR?

Lots of good takes, if you ask me. Nostr has a hope after all 😂🚀 nevent1qqs20ahae3pq2y4feze8dfqpt3ne9ne4dae0f7gegvwjl6mxru4l70qpzemhxw309ucnjv3wxymrst338qhrww3hxumnwuc7yrj

Ohhh so you need to pay a bot to trend??

What if you pay nostr:nprofile1qqsvn6daczcrcgdaxdap9h84k33af876l6yy4gfth9gvrqhfund7nwqprfmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuum4v3hkxctjd3hhxtnrdaksz9nhwden5te0wfjkccte9ec8y6tdv9kzumn9wsqj2amnwvaz7tmzw4a85cn0wskhyetvv9ujucn4d3kxjumgvfhh2mn50yhxxmmdfgk5h0 and still don't trend 😢

Half the trending notes are buzzbot garbage now. Killed the signal 😔 GM ☀️ ☕️

I can meme you every 10-15 seconds if you want 😈😂🤣😈

Cmon all 20 Nostr people, we know you’re reading this! nostr:note1yph67w77vudeqcaczm9ps9g4q5gp9jtjcph0yfz2j9p4tx6mcpcq9ury06

Suuuup

Gmmmmm

Me on my way to help you.

Wash your mouth out with soap! Don’t ever put that evil on me 😂😂😂😂 Belongs to nostr:npub1m6gvtkek5sq3l82cfh7p3hs62ujxs6r8npre8m6jvvcm28utg05sde2e6g nostr:npub12rze589jx0gg6kslkjfl2gxxkhtlw73t5shyve5qrglrv6c2qflqejj7ns

Oh come on, we need more fun people here! You are the Chief Fun Officer FFS 😂😂😂

It’s been slow for the past month or so. So many fun people have left or are only on here sporadically 😭

There's one at no.10 Downing St.

Show me a single man who doesn’t 😂😂😂

Just because I know you like them 🚒🇬🇧😎

Shit that's smart. 🤙 That means there will never be a file name overlap by different files & any duplicate uploads will just resolve to the same filename as the first upload, right? 🧐

Spent a major part of my morning troubleshooting and fixing various blossom.band issues. Was fun working with Primal folks, but we still have a few more issues to iron-out. Weekends, is when you do fun work, not mining fiat 😂🚀🥷

Straight to jail. That kind of talk is not permitted here!

Likes are undervalued. I continue discovering new people when they “like” my notes, so I can follow them. 🔥🚀

I think all that bashing likes for zaps while yelling v4v is misguided. Likes are useful feature.

heading to bed but I'm excited for tomorrow!!! I'll be listing all my current inventory that I have for sale which include Handmade wool socks (100% wool or wool/nylon blends) Bitcoin beanies (100% wool and wool/alpaca blends) Star blankets (100% acrylic, machine wash and dryable) these are in stock items that will be priced to sell and will ship immediately. I'm cleaning out what I have to get more space, physical and headspace, to plan for the future. I feel like I've learned a lot since selling on nostr for Bitcoin and I wanna make some changes. for now, I bid good night 😴 #yarnstr #shopstr #v4v #marketplace #bitcoinbeanie #starblanket_bykaro

I’m going to call nostr:npub1e85mms9s8ssm6vm6ztw0tdrr6j0a4l5gf2sjhw2scxpwnexmaxuqcev9em $buzzboost from now on.

Even new nostr joiners found buzzbot too buzzy and distasteful 😂 nevent1qqswawfm9tdanr64a5xlgzzume4kwaa4zshj8jjefezwwv6h97mpf7spzemhxw309ucnjv3wxymrst338qhrww3hxumnwn2ufyg

Ya never know

i might win a chance to pay you 10% tho..

nostr:nprofile1qqsvn6daczcrcgdaxdap9h84k33af876l6yy4gfth9gvrqhfund7nwqpzfmhxue69uhk7enxvd5xz6tw9ec82cspzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ycmw9e3k7mgqenfvz -1000000 Pay me handsomely 😂😂😂

Feedback: not a fan of this nostr:npub18m76awca3y37hkvuneavuw6pjj4525fw90necxmadrvjg0sdy6qsngq955 Would be nice to toggle this off

I would try it

We need Nostr powered emails

I don’t want it to agree with me…

That’s how all of the platforms work and how humans want it. So can’t blame them really 🤷‍♂️

Seems so. I asked it why it mentioned Nostr and it said because it’s in my prompt history 🤣 Kinda terrifying lol. Confirmation bias baked in.

That’s how it works, yes. It helps with retention and engagement 😂

Told me what I wanted to hear 🤣

Personalization is already included, that was fast 🤯

I asked 3o what the future of web looks like and Nostr was in the response 🤯

Sent back 🫂

NGL, it was a PITA to tip 😂😂😂

Not going to be receiving zaps anymore, I really appreciate the zaps but I’d prefer you zap a dev or something. If you really want to tip me for something for a real reason you can use the tip page in my bio for that if you like one of my projects or something.

Well that escalated quickly 👀

Good morning 🌞🫂

GM! That’s how I imagine vibe coders producing the code. But some may take it to the next level by understanding it and learning. 🫡☕️☕️☕️ nostr:note1twwwc749gqv3jpqh2jv5n2jrtp7j9zhsk5ukx4t8mtuz2dm8n3qqfrgjtw

Sorry better luck next time fish

Fanta! 😂

I'll give 500 sats to the first person to guess my favorite soda. #zap #plebchain #zapathon

I didn't realize they took a 15% cut of every note. This is hilarious, and people are retarded 🤣

I am sure that creator is not a scammer, it’s just that it’s super hard to make something like this without it being gameable

Every Buzzbot note is filled with bots that are leaving a simple comment, liking & reposting every Buzzbot note that gets posted. Who made Buzzbot? 🤔 Does he run any other bots? 🤨 It's this a good scam to swim some sats? 🧐 😂🤣💀

Not sure how I feel about this. In essence 90% of buzzbot notes are just that, with no informational value in them 🤔

True that. Off late, I feel every social media platform has become an echo chamber!

Legacy social media brainwashing runs deep in people 😭

Why do people care about followers so much ? Another form of digit addiction.

Another legacy social media crap, f4f! Plus the cheapest tier of buzzbot 😂😭😭😭 nostr:note1uvqpp0467h42shmhr7l77j3y49wrz6gypn685elqks7zfvdajpcs349pnw

Good night ✌️🧡

What are the user statistics for Nostr right now? How many daily posts? How many daily zaps? #AskNostr

Oh no it's the bootyhole dragon #puffpuffpaint

Can the US apply export controls to an open source project?

Already does tho

It doesn’t 🫡

WoT fixes this

I know many folks around here preach “Bitcoin fixes this”, but I don’t think that authenticity can be fixed or bought. My two sats worth of authentic options 🫡

I do have to say female circumcision is a thing & its ever more brutal.

Hey, foreskin is important topic to discuss. 😂😂😂🔥🚀🍆🧴

Sign me up 😂😂😂

lol 😂 The “Bitcoin fixes this” trope gets overused to the point that it loses meaning. Bitcoin fixes a lot of what is broken with money. Money is a fundamental tool of civilization, so better money is a good thing. But it’s up to people to use it to “fix” their corners of the world. Bitcoin is just a tool without good people willing to put it to good use.

Maybe, it’s never a clear cut in real life. I should preface all my notes with the disclaimer that nothing in the universe is absolute 🫡

Authenticity can be incentivized, however. Does Bitcoin incentivize it? Idk 🤷‍♂️

You add Buzzbot and an amount to your post. It turns it into a lottery where the highest zapper wins a large sum and a random commenter and reposter win smaller amount.

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Like look at or talk to the camera as if you're in a movie lol

What does “break the fourth wall” mean? Sorry, I am not familiar with the explanation

Do you guys ever break the fourth wall, just in case someone is observing you in the Matrix, or in case there is an alien observer with a holographic feed recreating an approximation of the entropy in your room? I do lol

Me being my own algo over here like a king. Sorry its so messed up

I hope so too 🫂

Coincido, supongo que en unos días no se va a usar mas

For the zaps, maybe nostr:npub12262qa4uhw7u8gdwlgmntqtv7aye8vdcmvszkqwgs0zchel6mz7s6cgrkj has a way around since we had some fun long ago with zaplife

pretty sure it can only be gamed by me?

Good luck! 🤞🏻 the higher the bounty the more likely for it to be gamed by someone 😂🫡

thoughts on buzzbot? nostr:nprofile1qqsvn6daczcrcgdaxdap9h84k33af876l6yy4gfth9gvrqhfund7nwqpzfmhxue69uhhqatjwpkx2urpvuhx2ucpzfmhxue69uhk7enxvd5xz6tw9ec82cs34rz74 100000

what about the more comments i post?

I've been trying this for a couple of days. I can't tell if I like it or not but it's entertaining. nostr:nprofile1qqsglv2qkn5dmmuhee9cy8fywfu2rfp4xd3xy0myqg2gfvmjl9yqqrqppamhxue69uhkztnwdaejumr0dsqs7amnwvaz7tm99ehx7uewd3hkcl5cwpe did some tests as well and found weaknesses. I would like you to see this nostr:nprofile1qqsz3z7cysfqlm69q0c5j3ughl8ay8frt95xjqc7sagx8n3kp7ppc4cpzamhxue69uhky6t5vdhkjmn9wgh8xmmrd9skctcpzdmhxue69uhhqatjwpkx2urpvuhx2ue06nwu3w. Thoughts?

GM bro 💜😉🏴‍☠️

GM!🫡☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️

GM🌞☕️

But you are selling my friend. Quote Odell & Hodl endlessly. Until I hear guys on pods go yeah I bought another leather mint keep hammering

Kinda but it say hey look at what I have to say about this first & foremost nostr:note18rn2wxhh6fwgn5e02gszl575dmntxm6g4kkc46x0ja2sqq6elpts2lepxh

I am getting to an age where I don't know if people are homeless or Harvard students. It's a 50/50 chance.

Why does a dog lick his balls? —Because he can. 🧡👊🏻🍻

As with all things related to zaps, nostr:nprofile1qqsvn6daczcrcgdaxdap9h84k33af876l6yy4gfth9gvrqhfund7nwqpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ycmw9e3k7mgpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgthy2nr is gameable. Owner can simple self zap above the bidding amount and no winner will collect anything. Self-zaps are free, and zapping above the payout makes the whole zapping to win irrelevant since it’s a loss. Thanks for participating nostr:nevent1qqsg2wwu6fxk4c2vzdnmr2y22nznj3em899ywswljglj4vhjdt6esdgpydmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuun0w4hxgun0vd4ky6t5vdhkjmn9wfejucm0d5rp00q7

It’s 82 and the sky is blue in Nashville. 🙏🏻