Come on, Europe, let's do something like this in our time zone. The Fishcake had a really nice idea, and I like to think that we still have a few decent human beings left. What's your grown ass wish for Santa? Mine was a bit too expensive but I should be able to at least chip in to someone else's wish. Let's act like retarded kind again! 😂 nostr:nevent1qqsvl35kuy62tw78tzgs4qf9pw0f2xaa0cd7ys78vf4zs723rxyf5gcpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5hsygy0k9qtf6xaa7tuujuzr5j8y79p5s6nxcnz8ajqy9yykde0jjqqpspsgqqqqqqsazkw0q

GM! Busy morning! Troubleshooting and dealing with CSAM cases, Nostr media hosting services’ dev life. How is your Saturday going? ☕️☕️☕️

Today’s vibe and my mood after reading nostr and remembering shit

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I got your 21 sats, not sure why you think it didn’t go through 🤔

Unable to zap. Primal wallet and app, Android.

GA/E! Upgraded my Eclaire to 0.13.1 from 0.12.0->0.13.0. Need to test the routing, would appreciate some small zaps to see how it is. Thanks! 🫡⚡️⚡️⚡️(not the amount, quantity is important. 1 sat from different locations/wallets/nodes/planets/are you still reading/times)

GM, I guess

Do you get sick and tired of the money talk sometimes, asking you American sisters and brothers? In my experience, it’s one of the only nations where money talk is a constant.

Finally have some time to shitpost, and it happens to be during the slowstr time 😂🤣🤌🏻

Hey, I’d rather pay for the national dopamine 🤣😂🤣🤌🏻

Everyone doing cocaine should switch on TikTok to be able to stack some Sats.

In the other news I’ve stopped watching any and all short videos about a month ago, and never felt better. Switching to cocaine was the right move 😂🤣😂 nostr:note1cv8h97wcael7j38kjewwvh3cx685vyjwc9ynt3tsnv40f69l222qylpcc3

I feel like I am turning into a Twitter-head, never before I had so much to say about nothing. WTF is happening, Nostr? 😂🤣😭👉🏻🦶🏻👈🏻

GM! ☕️☕️☕️🫡🚀

gm, our nostriches nostr:nprofile1qqsdxm5qs0a8kdk6aejxew9nlx074g7cnedrjeggws0sq03p4s9khmqpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtcewlaz0 nostr:nprofile1qqsr9cvzwc652r4m83d86ykplrnm9dg5gwdvzzn8ameanlvut35wy3gpz3mhxw309aex2mrp0yhx5c34x5hxxmmd9uqsuamnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dshszythwden5te0dehhxarj9ekxzmny9u0ljp2l nostr:nprofile1qqsyx2g2cpyrv4lu4t02gl9s8x575k8tyuup2h2j7l2rq30s0r8xgxcpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtcq7a6me nostr:nprofile1qqsr9hz0ykwr5l8x45fsaarhzp5awrgt56j4e6tqltzwgwdrl9waenspr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vp39eukz6mfdphkumn99e3k7mf0qywhwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytfsxgh8jcttd95x7mnwv5hxxmmd9uq37amnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3dxqejuer0wfskvctrw3hhy7fwdaexwtcpe44gw on stage at nostr:nprofile1qqsphtcc46rrelvptfm4c2y58k85alnam0lfu773mgwdmtynka0zspspzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtcu8gnlr Asia, Uncle chilling in ausience & enjoying it 🥰

Who he? He will yeah what? 😂🤣😂

He'll yeah! GFY!

Fuck off 🤣😂🤣

Good morning, Nostr! Be a legend, it takes way less than you think!

“…that shares nothing back with OpenAI.” Makes you wonder whom it shares data with then. nostr:note1u2y0g007zdvfs4w4v96tqcq9ez0wz8ptgr8rrtcz8nsssjazsqkstw8t8h

In the other news, extended exposure to the sun’s radiation causes cancer! Also, excessive consumption of dihydrogen monoxide may cause premature death. FFS! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 nostr:note190fh34z4vnkxhzjjlavqnlfud8k9wyg97rqu2ehjp6gknaaq5fjs4xhl3y

The domain in itself is kinda scammy 🤣😂🤣 nostr:note1ec90mzr8gy7af3hlu5n685vqwtze620v0xsuqecr5q790ju44txqg0m9cr

GM☕️☕️☕️🚀🚀🚀

LFG! Remove all filters 🤣😂

🤣 Word! I should open a bottle of wine and start spitting facts too.

There is one worrying trend in the world, men don’t treat their words as a contract any longer. This is problematic, and I mainly observe it from americas. If your word worth nothing, you are not a man of your word, or a man! Keep word or die, that’s the core of society and path to prosperity!

GM!🫡☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️

Your choice, I am not, I am dog! 😂

So we're monkeys. 😂

Nobody needs to orange/purple pill anyone, just lead by example and if it’s good it’ll catch on. People don’t listen or read, only observe and imitate 🫡

Take a guess 😂😂😂

😂😂😂 Pervert or criminal?

We need to revive #zapathon ! I don’t want to cause zap havoc during normal “Nostr business hours” and I get itchy without doing shenanigans sometimes 😭😭😭

Good day/morning/evening denizens of nostr!

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GM! It’s been a while! Also, nice to see a clean mempool! 😂🫂💜☕️🔥🚀☕️🔥☕️🔥☕️

GFY😂🫂🚀🥃🍻🍺

Poor ass bastard! 🫂 Good night!

GN! Thank you nostr and all the plebs for suffering my rumbling, thank you all for being here and believing into a greater good and the future, and thank you for all the trust you place into us to make things better! It means a lot to everyone, and you too! GFY! 🫂🫂🫂🫡💤💤💤

Hot take(opinions under influence): at times I feel that some new clients are trying to put a lipstick on a pig, without actually doing anything innovative or trying to make a progress or move the needle. Although it’s expressed under the influence of alcohol, I still think it’s valid. 😂🚀🫂🍺🥃🍻

In conclusion of the nostr.build annual shareholders’ meeting, we concluded that we are still bullinsh on Nostr and we will still invest unreasonable amount of time and effort to make it better! LFG! 😂🚀🚀🚀🍻🥃

Wanted to challenge myself this year and write more, and had time to think about friendships in general. Here are some of my thoughts. On the topic of friendship and making friends: If you are someone who struggles to keep friendships going or making friends, regardless of your age category, this note may help you. First, there is nothing wrong with having few good real friends and not being part of a large group. There could be a ton of reasons why you struggle with maintaining friendships or creating new ones, e.g., constantly moving from place to place, not having enough free time to maintain relationships, or not finding common interests and diverse enough backgrounds to stay engaged. In my experience, all friendships start with trust. You need to either be the one making the first step (which comes with risks), or, ideally, both of you extend a "token of trust" to each other. Once you have this "bridge of trust" in place, you can work on it together to build it further. As long as you are able to maintain the trust between each other and are able to "test" the trust and confirm it from time to time, you should be good. Friends should be people with whom you can share bad and good news, and be able to reciprocate without reservations. If you find yourself drained and at a low energy state, your friendship should be able to help you recharge. If you are not able to recharge, then perhaps the friendship is not mutually beneficial and being reciprocated. One more aspect of a good friendship is selflessness. When you "give," you should never expect anything in return, and your expectations should be adjusted accordingly. Ideally, this will work well when your friendship is in good health and both of you are of the same mind. Lastly, to find new friends, you should be able to put yourself out there and step out of your comfort zone. It's OK if it is uncomfortable at times or feels awkward or embarrassing. If your goal is to make more meaningful connections in life and find like-minded individuals, then you'll have to also work on yourself to be able to achieve it. In the end, there is nothing wrong with having only a few friends (or none if that is your thing) and enjoying their company; not everyone has to be well connected or surrounded by a lot of friends. You do you, and make your own path in life. 🫡🫂(we still love you for what you are)

Fish, I can't Zap you! You bring shame to my neighbourhood if one of the GMs stays unzapped.

GM, HNY🫂🚀🥳🔥

Good morning, folks! Have a lovely day! (Saint Paul de Vence, France) #gm #photo #picstr

In US you still have report the exact amount of your holdings. Nonsense but a reality for US frens 😭😭😭

I buy with no KYC and sell zero.

Best way to limit Bitcoin tax trouble is to use one exchange only and sell 0.

Here is your 2025 resolution, Nostr! LFG! 🫂🚀🚀🚀

9h 50m for me 😂🚀

18 hours left for me.

GM! Only few more hours left 🫂☕️🚀🔥

Good morning, Nostr! Since it's the last day of the year, make it the best. #gm

Stay safe during holidays, verify, don’t trust! 😂🫡💪🏻

Seems that it was not parsed correctly and sent as hashtags supposed to be sent 😭

The one with spam is from Amethyst, the other from Primal.

Testing hashtag from nostr.build directly #₿itcoin

GM☕️🫡

Good morning, folks! Here's an unimpressive picture I took yesterday with an inner yard. I thought it was beautiful but I have to find a tutorial about taking pictures with cheap phones. Have a beautiful Friday! #gm

Everything is a bubble, on different timescales 🫡

GM🫂☕️🔥

Good morning from Vienna! Have a beautiful day, Nostr! #gm

Some days you just don’t feel like writing code, even if you have time to do it. Today was such a day for me! 😂🫡😭🛩️☢️

Good morning 🫡☕️🌈☕️

I follow almost 1.5K npubs, so this should be fair. FIRST REPLY FROM NPUB I FOLLOW GETS 10K ZAP ⚡️. GO GO GO!

GM! 🫡☕️☕️☕️ Thank you! Also, you are welcome!

Cheers!😂🫂🍺

Top of the evening to you!

GE🫡🍺

Good day, folks and dogs! 😂🫡🚀☕️💤

I can’t imagine being a vegetarian (or worse, vegan) after eating a steak with some good wine to follow it. How!? 😂🫂🥩🫂🍷🥩🫂

There are only few sure things in life: death, taxes and lightning channel force-closures! FFS! 😭(don’t use LND, folks, it sucks in more than one way)

Posting GM, inspired by OP/OG roya! 🫡☕️🫂 nostr:note1r4098zg7hfuaxwqks2n6w6z0x3hkwusfjs7ew94kv7wm2vcrg7hqt5rdds

I know I GNed already, but I forgot to mention one thing. I get stressed and irritated —> I open Damus —> I read some funny shit —> I de-stress —> I go back to do stressful things —> cycle repeats! 😂😂😂🖕🏻🫂🖕🏻GFY!

GN! 😂🫂💤

GM! The beautiful part about writing code is that you will be writing the same functionality code again but using a different language or framework! 😂🤣🤌🏻</sarcasm>

Bot honeypot! Bring it on nostr:npub1dcmr28zaphvcac0qf222veqqlqffqj68ljdwadp60a8cn2z2j79qkhx23k

It feels like the younger generation has forgotten all the bad things that come with socialism and only see the roses in it. Not sure if education became a complete shit (yes, you should have studied history in school to at least have some basic understanding of the world dynamics) or people got bored with the current ways. Hard to say, but I am sure there is no simple answer, like with anything in life. It’s all about tradeoffs and balances, nothing is absolute in life. 🫡🤔