Congrats my #Bitcoin frens. We made it to December.

New daily routine changed my life: Red light therapy each day from 9:30AM to 4PM EST.

I saw all these #Bitcoin “crashes”: 2018: Bitcoin crashed to $3k 2020: Bitcoin crashed to $4k 2023: Bitcoin crashed to $16k 2025: Bitcoin crashed to $88k Every dip was said to be #Bitcoin’s death, while in reality every single one was a once in a lifetime buying opportunity.

BREAKING: Google searches for „dollar debasement“ soar to highest level in history. Buckle UP.

BREAKING: #China‘s #Gold Reserves. 🇨🇳

BREAKING: #Gold pumping to $4,200!

Buy the #Bitcoin dip. NO MATTER WHAT.

🚨 Michael Saylor's '@Strategy' meets all criteria to be listed in the S&P 500, as soon as tomorrow, Bloomberg reports. “If admitted, passive funds tracking the index would be forced to scoop up nearly 50 million shares, worth around $16 billion.” PUMP IT! #Bitcoin

Buying #Bitcoin is like being pregnant. Everyone says congratulations, but nobody knows how many times you got fucked.

BREAKING: President Trump is set to open the 9 TRILLION U.S. Retirement market to invest in #Bitcoin and other Cryptocurrencies. Bro, you are not bullish enough.

The Art of the Deal.

Everyone feels late until they realize we’re still early. Sub $10K buyers wanted $1K. Sub $100K buyers wished for $10K. When #Bitcoin hits $1M, $100K will feel like a gift. Start small. DCA. Think long term. Never stopp. And enjoy the ride.

„#Bitcoin is a scam.“

So Vanguard thinks you’re too dumb for #Bitcoin ETFs, but they’re the single largest shareholder of #Bitcoin @Strategy themselves, doubling their stake in two years. If that’s your bank, you’re the clown.

BREAKING: China just unleashed the MONEY PRINTER. Prepare accordingly. Study #Bitcoin.

Fuck that Lambo. The real flex is retiring your parents. #Bitcoin

The struggle is real. #Bitcoin

JUST-IN: Bloomberg Terminal now shows #Bitcoin price in millions (Currently 0.118M).

BREAKING: #Bitcoin has officially flipped Amazon, becoming the 5th most valuable asset on Earth. BETTER STACK SATS THAN SHOP ON PRIME DAYS. 🥳

The #Bitcoin dildo of consequences for not buying rarely arrives lubed.

POV: Peter Schiff checking the #Bitcoin chart.

GM Europe 🇪🇺. #Bitcoin back at €100k.

POV: Europeans right now waiting for #Bitcoin to cross €100k.

Dad is taking care of his family. #Bitcoin

They used to hang bankers for printing fake paper, now they call it monetary policy.

Happy 4th of July. 🇺🇸

Good Lord, this is absolutely insane: 2025 is one big beautiful #Bitcoin supply squeeze. Exchanges are bleeding coins. Next leg UP will be EPIC.

#Bitcoin is the result of 39 years of trial and error.

The century of war was no accident. It was financed. No central banks, no global bloodbaths. Embrace #Bitcoin.

IMF: "We beg you to stop buying #Bitcoin with the money we lend you.“ Nayib Bukele:

Just one more #Bitcoin dip before 100k.