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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
4/28 21:04:41
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I have tattoos I heard everyone thinks you're in a gang there and it's illegal to go to gym is that true?
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Karnage
4/28 21:01:17
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Come to Japan. You might qualify for some sort of work visa. Tons of single women here.
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
4/28 20:40:29
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I need to marry an American woman it's my only chance to escape communism

utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
4/28 19:56:26
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This is why you shouldn't trust AI, it's more retarded than you know
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
4/24 21:08:39
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IM EATING POTATOES
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Karnage
4/24 21:07:20
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Iβm not talking in absolutes. And I think you know this and this whole conversation is retarded in short notes and I donβt want to have it π€£
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
4/24 21:03:54
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We do need sir otherwise all our muscles wouldn't have specific places to store glycogen and your body wouldn't have specific functions to convert amino acids to glucose (gluconeogenesis)
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Karnage
4/24 21:01:31
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We donβt need sugar, we need protein. Nature doesnβt deliver lots of carbs without massive processing. But thereβs plenty of protein. Babies have different priorities like brain development and higher metabolism so carbs are great. Adults priorities shift
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Karnage
4/24 20:56:17
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Probably because thereβs a huge difference between a developing baby and a grown adult π€£
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
4/24 20:52:36
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If carbs were bad why would a mother's milk be mostly carbs?
Either mother nature is stupid or your diet is

utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
4/21 21:33:36
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I am already fully doxxed
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
4/21 21:23:54
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24 people left and he's still in it, over $3,000,000 prize pool!
Gonna go over now to cheer him on
Please send good luck vibes y'all already know how all the winnings will be used π½
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
4/19 9:55:54
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Karnage
4/19 9:53:56
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What a vibe coding portfolio might say about a person:
- they are curious and try new things
- they have ideas
- they are looking for better way to do things
- they are patient if they managed to see something to a a working state
- they donβt mind challenges and can overcome them (debugging, not giving up)
- they are driven
All good qualities to have

utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
4/19 8:48:10
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I'm at that age where I yell at cars driving too fast on neighborhood streets

utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
4/19 6:04:05
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Just because AI said it, doesn't make it true.
Just like podcasts

utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
4/9 23:57:43
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When you lose 30% of your purchasing power but know it's just temporary

utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
4/4 23:53:25
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Only if we continue with this idea of "smart client, dumb relay" - relays don't have to be dumb
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Karnage
4/4 23:50:30
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One of the downsides of Nostr that Iβve been thinking about is the amount of garbage content that must be filtered on the front end. People keep posting test content or fake content for testing or by mistake and it all shows up in the feeds. This makes it difficult to have a quality website that delivers long form for example. You pretty much canβt show βglobalβ articles from relays and even from following you see a lot of garbage.

utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
3/17 11:18:58
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When you need to pay someone and they give you a legacy address

utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
3/15 8:19:13
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We can split the atom for almost limitless cheap energy but instead we stand up a bunch of useless windmills like it's the 7th century

utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
3/14 8:30:54
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Lightning is really pissing me off today
Enabled circular payments
Allow self payment
Error: no_route
???

utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
3/11 12:11:37
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Hey some channels are routing at 700! You can go higher for sure
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The FishcakeπΆπΎ & 763 others
3/11 12:10:35
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When I dropped fees to a single digit ππππ«π
β700+ for sure β¦β π
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
3/11 12:08:13
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
3/2 12:05:16
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What do you think your job would have been if you were born during the Middle ages?

utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
2/19 8:52:17
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NAHH
UPDATE TO PHP ONLY
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
2/19 8:38:29
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I'm not saying don't update or that such a fix doesn't exist, just that I can't personally find it
Always a good idea to stay up to date
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
2/14 8:19:10
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Regulated ejaculation, truly amazing proposal
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
2/14 7:57:00
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people are sleeping on ecash and nwc
nwc solves many convenience/ux issues, like automatic subscriptions
ecash vastly improves privacy for day to day payments and allows you to easily diversify your custodial risk by using multiple mints
People who are serious about self custody can run their own mints and issue their own nwc connections - it's not that hard if you're really deep into Bitcoin
And those who are comfortable using custodians for payments (99.9999% of the world) - you can get a 10x UX improvement over legacy rails.
Bullish af

utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
1/31 19:50:45
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And saying blue sky is decentralized
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Karnage
1/31 19:48:12
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Itβs so strange how the media has this Nostr blindness when talking about decentralized social. Like we donβt exist. They must do no research at all.

utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
1/6 21:31:31
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Maybe undercut everyone at 500ppm or something π
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The FishcakeπΆπΎ & 763 others
1/6 21:28:02
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When nakamoto node channel start getting inbound payments? ππππππ
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
1/1 6:30:45
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Thank you for the improvements to the PHP code
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The FishcakeπΆπΎ & 763 others
12/31 13:12:31
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My 2024 review and high-level report. Let's start with some stats for the nostr.build:
- 720 Million media requests served
- 650 TiB of bandwidth consumed
- 8 Million unique visitors
- 85% average cache hit rate
- Improved median CPU time per request from 200 down to 2 milliseconds per request
- 20 requests per second are served on average
- 99.994% uptime for the hosted media
- 98% uptime for the website and uploading servers
- 2.5K daily free uploads on average
Some improvements for the free uploads:
- Increased free upload size from 10MiB to 50MiB
- Increased image resolution from 1980px to 3840px
- Increased per server RAM from 1GiB to 4GiB
- Added full mirror of all uploaded media to the additional vendor (backup)
- Implemented moderation headers (can be used to hide NSFW content if desired)
Now some of the stats of my dev work for the nostr.build:
- 1,333 git commits
- 42 repositories with my contributions
- 10k+ lines of code written, or changed
Some features and completed projects:
- Rewritten nostr.build account page (AI, stats, nostr share, drag-n-drop, variaty of sizes, poster for video, etc.)
- Added AI Studio, onboarded multiple models from SD and Flux.
- Added media statistics
- Rewritten media serving front-end (dropping CPU utilization by 100x) and improving TTFB as well as cache hit rate (from 50%+ to 85%+ on average)
- Implemented variaty of the spam, and other illegal media upload prevention mechanisms (automated AI media scanner, PhotoDNA scanner, etc.)
- Implemented AI Moderation API that is shareable with other nostr media hosts (e.g., nostrcheck.me)
- Implemented upload of pdf, zip, etc., with full virus scanning.
- Various improvements to the PHP code, bug fixes and optimizations.
- Implemented e.nostr.build to allow easy embedding and sharing of the video/audio files for the account holders
- Referal links and account credits
- Onboarded more nostr clients for uploads (e.g., YakiHonne)
Some of the prototyping I've done for nostr.build:
- Semantic search of the media (ML based), multilingual
- Basic search for media using AI Vision
- Video transcoding using serverless and server-based setups
- Video transcoding to DASH/HLS (CMAF)
- Multi-party audio/video chat
Some of the in-flight projects that I'll have to complete in 2025:
- Seamless implementation of the Blossom protocol (70% done)
- Rewrite of the post-upload scanning to utilize workflows (50% done)
- New video upload and transcoding experience, HLS, DASH, VBR video/audio (10% done)
- New NoSQL based data-plane backend with the new API (50% done)
- Full rewrite of the Accounts page (5% done, blocked by new API and data-plane)
- Additional models for the AI Studio (90% done)
- <Secret projects with new experiences and features> (25% done)
I am sure I am forgetting a bunch, and this is only done from my memory.

utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/28 23:31:57
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0 base + 500-750ppm would be great thanks sir π₯°π€
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The FishcakeπΆπΎ & 763 others
12/28 23:31:14
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Give me a few minutes. Will open shortly. What fees do you want? Itβll open with default 500ppm but will adjust as needed.
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/28 23:20:24
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Yes pls, I think our dms aren't working
Either one of these nodes or both of you're feeling spicy
https://mempool.space/lightning/node/039f84a3bc738d14d0ae48061f6fb2433822d2ef2b6359c8bdfa4f399d0802275f
https://mempool.space/lightning/node/03104f31794cf38dcab59a1eb93125b2afef79a56a4cd05fbe533f492ad194480f
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/28 23:03:45
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If any big boy lightning nodes (1+ BTC capacity) wanna earn big boy fees (700ppm+) and help a brother out please DM me
Need inbound channels, 10m sat minimum

utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/6 1:15:17
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Why do you keep spamming me with this?
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/4 1:37:20
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24 News Bots have been deployed so far, will aim to get us to 100 by end of year. Follow whichever ones tickle your fancy.
Bitcoin/Crypto
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Tech News
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Sports
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Based News
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Propaganda/Retarded News
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/5 23:58:51
π
I once heard someone call nostr the circle jerkular economy of Bitcoin
No lies detected

utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/5 23:45:26
π
What's worse:
Peter Schiff being wrong about Bitcoin for a decade straight
Or
Spencer Schiff, who bought the 2021 top, then sold everything because he thought AI would cause deflation

utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/5 23:40:02
π
Yes I will always save money, duh
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/5 23:29:49
π
Nobody tell him who buys most of the gold
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/5 23:24:55
π
Gm,
I don't mean to sound ungrateful but 102k is still a price for ants
Sned it

utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/5 23:18:48
π
Does it send private keys to error logging services too?
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/5 13:47:44
π
No I'm not included I have no bitcorns
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/5 13:08:58
ππ€
I guarantee Twitter larps aren't having as much fun as we are

utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/5 12:48:10
π
Now that Bitcoin broke 100k, I'm gonna buy something nice:
More sats

utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/5 12:40:03
π
They dropped the dollar sign
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/5 12:38:59
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Not buying a block clock until they come out with the 7 digit edition

utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/5 12:33:26
π
Anything penis related you always think of me, confirmed now πΈ
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/5 12:30:19
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22 channel force closure
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/5 12:29:40
π
No
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/5 12:13:47
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Different, team relays uses nip05, this just uses a local json whitelist
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/5 12:06:21
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I almost missed 100k because I was building a relay
It's not that special, so no fancy introduction note this time
Simple with whitelisting (sw2)
https://github.com/bitvora/sw2

utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/5 12:10:11
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Added 4 cores to nostr:nprofile1qqspcm9j9xtt42lfyx7dghytvgfm9k4sjmuguja9v7x585v45xrg25gpzpmhxue69uhh5cts9emkzarrdqhszumj0s last week and it's maxing out at times right now π

utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/5 11:34:44
π
First short rekt at 100k?
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/5 10:13:56
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If your client doesn't support outbox/inbox you're probably about to get mad at me
But it must be done

utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/5 8:49:45
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I was there, so brutal π
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/5 7:25:44
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I am haunted by the stack I could have had if I wasn't such an idiot in the past ππ

utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/5 7:22:03
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I made a relay for them I think this is the better way: wss://news.utxo.one
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/5 7:20:58
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Race you to see who can make the most bots
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/5 6:17:16
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Add news.utxo.one relay
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/5 6:08:24
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10 Business & Economy News Bots Deployed!
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Full List: https://feedbots.utxo.one
Enjoy Nostr π

utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/5 5:01:37
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Relay feeds first pls ππ
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/5 4:52:43
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God my house smells so good with these short ribs simmering away this is literally torture

utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/5 4:30:53
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And now we braise for 2 hours in red wine, beef stock, garlic, onions, tomato paste, crushed peppers and whatever herbs you got.
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/5 4:11:12
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Agreed, carnivore is dumb
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/5 4:01:45
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I'll take fireplace car girl
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/5 3:27:07
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Saying no to more things means saying yes to more things that matter

utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/5 3:11:23
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Many woulds here
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/5 3:05:35
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Yup
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/5 2:08:05
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No
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/5 1:49:12
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Alright nostr:nprofile1qqspcm9j9xtt42lfyx7dghytvgfm9k4sjmuguja9v7x585v45xrg25gpzdmhxue69uhhwmm59e6hg7r09ehkuef0e53axx showing all these longs getting rekt, time to buy more corn π½

utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/5 1:45:54
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Man shoulda bet way more
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/3 4:49:59
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If I was a trader I would short XRP now
But I'm not so gonna just stay humble and stack sats

utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
12/5 1:29:32
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Now you have to buy a printer
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Shawn β‘οΈ
12/5 1:22:02
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From the We Are So Early files, Iβm dealing with a property insurance claim (because real estate is a shitcoin). The insurerβs default is to mail a check. Their βrecent innovationβ is this: issue an electronic check that I can print myself, then deposit, and wait for an indeterminate amount of time for my bank to make funds available.
https://www.deluxe.com/accounts-payable/digital-payments/echecks/