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⚑Bitcoin/Lightning API - bitvora.com πŸ€– AlgoRelay - github.com/bitvora/algo-relay πŸ”° Aegis Relay - github.com/bitvora/aegis 🌐 WoT Relay - github.com/bitvora/wot-relay 🏦 HAVEN Relay - github.com/bitvora/haven πŸ₯œ Cashu Mint - mint.utxo.one πŸ“° FeedBots - feedbots.utxo.one bitvora.com
I have tattoos I heard everyone thinks you're in a gang there and it's illegal to go to gym is that true?
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Karnage 4/28 21:01:17 πŸ’•
Come to Japan. You might qualify for some sort of work visa. Tons of single women here.
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utxo the webmaster πŸ§‘β€πŸ’» 4/28 20:40:29 πŸ’•πŸ€™
I need to marry an American woman it's my only chance to escape communism
GM This is why you shouldn't trust AI, it's more retarded than you know nostr:nevent1qqsx5gksuc4w536pwl9umh7hlw2rrkzwesdslp7jr4hs55dev828pdgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsyg9ucu2x0u22hxjxj5ah73jk73kucm3dsdts72ja7kk24w00e32575psgqqqqqqs0vjht2
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IM EATING POTATOES
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Karnage 4/24 21:07:20 πŸ’•
I’m not talking in absolutes. And I think you know this and this whole conversation is retarded in short notes and I don’t want to have it 🀣
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We do need sir otherwise all our muscles wouldn't have specific places to store glycogen and your body wouldn't have specific functions to convert amino acids to glucose (gluconeogenesis)
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Karnage 4/24 21:01:31 πŸ’•
We don’t need sugar, we need protein. Nature doesn’t deliver lots of carbs without massive processing. But there’s plenty of protein. Babies have different priorities like brain development and higher metabolism so carbs are great. Adults priorities shift
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ADULTS NEED EVEN MORE CARBS
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Karnage 4/24 20:56:17 πŸ’•
Probably because there’s a huge difference between a developing baby and a grown adult 🀣
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utxo the webmaster πŸ§‘β€πŸ’» 4/24 20:52:36 πŸ’•πŸ€™
If carbs were bad why would a mother's milk be mostly carbs? Either mother nature is stupid or your diet is
utxo the webmaster πŸ§‘β€πŸ’» 4/22 21:34:18 πŸ’•πŸ€™
GM Caption this video
I am already fully doxxed
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Karnage 4/21 21:33:06 πŸ’•
Won’t you be doxxed if he wins?
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24 people left and he's still in it, over $3,000,000 prize pool! Gonna go over now to cheer him on Please send good luck vibes y'all already know how all the winnings will be used 🌽 nostr:nevent1qqspy9tp8mnufte40txhu2u2xpcjmlg4gw6k4yllkt68jqe3w6d68eqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hsyg8zenmu7gzq8ulj5jj4kv50ph3muwz43f747vmr9ld2alrjdswgavpsgqqqqqqsjktks5
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Karnage 4/19 9:53:56 πŸ’•πŸ€™
What a vibe coding portfolio might say about a person: - they are curious and try new things - they have ideas - they are looking for better way to do things - they are patient if they managed to see something to a a working state - they don’t mind challenges and can overcome them (debugging, not giving up) - they are driven All good qualities to have
utxo the webmaster πŸ§‘β€πŸ’» 4/19 8:48:10 πŸ’•πŸ€™
I'm at that age where I yell at cars driving too fast on neighborhood streets
Just because AI said it, doesn't make it true. Just like podcasts
utxo the webmaster πŸ§‘β€πŸ’» 4/9 23:57:43 πŸ’•πŸš€
When you lose 30% of your purchasing power but know it's just temporary
Only if we continue with this idea of "smart client, dumb relay" - relays don't have to be dumb
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Karnage 4/4 23:50:30 πŸ’•
One of the downsides of Nostr that I’ve been thinking about is the amount of garbage content that must be filtered on the front end. People keep posting test content or fake content for testing or by mistake and it all shows up in the feeds. This makes it difficult to have a quality website that delivers long form for example. You pretty much can’t show β€œglobal” articles from relays and even from following you see a lot of garbage.
utxo the webmaster πŸ§‘β€πŸ’» 3/17 11:18:58 πŸ’•πŸ€£
When you need to pay someone and they give you a legacy address
We can split the atom for almost limitless cheap energy but instead we stand up a bunch of useless windmills like it's the 7th century
Lightning is really pissing me off today Enabled circular payments Allow self payment Error: no_route ???
Hey some channels are routing at 700! You can go higher for sure
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When I dropped fees to a single digit πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ«‚πŸš€ β€œ700+ for sure …” πŸ˜…πŸ«‚πŸ€ŒπŸ»πŸ»
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utxo the webmaster πŸ§‘β€πŸ’» 3/11 12:08:13 πŸ’•πŸ€£
nostr:nprofile1qqsglv2qkn5dmmuhee9cy8fywfu2rfp4xd3xy0myqg2gfvmjl9yqqrqppamhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5qs6amnwvaz7tmev9382tndv5qs7amnwvaz7tm6v9czuampw33ksj9qg43 look how good our channel is
utxo the webmaster πŸ§‘β€πŸ’» 3/2 12:05:16 πŸ’•πŸ€™
What do you think your job would have been if you were born during the Middle ages?
utxo the webmaster πŸ§‘β€πŸ’» 3/1 13:30:26 πŸ’•πŸ€™
utxo the webmaster πŸ§‘β€πŸ’» 2/26 7:36:37 πŸ’•πŸ€™
NAHH UPDATE TO PHP ONLY
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Update to Eclair, FFS πŸ˜‚πŸ€ŒπŸ»
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utxo the webmaster πŸ§‘β€πŸ’» 2/19 8:38:29 πŸ’•πŸ€£
I'm not saying don't update or that such a fix doesn't exist, just that I can't personally find it Always a good idea to stay up to date nostr:nevent1qqsfzgn8u5lwd5lzgnq52wfegguyxkywjxmkkqghuw7ulg9vfv8g66cpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hsyg8zenmu7gzq8ulj5jj4kv50ph3muwz43f747vmr9ld2alrjdswgavpsgqqqqqqs7sgmwz
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Regulated ejaculation, truly amazing proposal nostr:nevent1qqsgmq5z2xklgpe0257z8sh8gdxlhxrzn5d94fa296unqzkh8zpz36spzdmhxue69uhhwmm59e6hg7r09ehkuef0qgsy67zzq5tc9cxnl6crf52s4hptdwhyaca5j7r8jwll535tdadedvcrqsqqqqqpvma6m7
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people are sleeping on ecash and nwc nwc solves many convenience/ux issues, like automatic subscriptions ecash vastly improves privacy for day to day payments and allows you to easily diversify your custodial risk by using multiple mints People who are serious about self custody can run their own mints and issue their own nwc connections - it's not that hard if you're really deep into Bitcoin And those who are comfortable using custodians for payments (99.9999% of the world) - you can get a 10x UX improvement over legacy rails. Bullish af
And saying blue sky is decentralized
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Karnage 1/31 19:48:12 πŸ’•πŸ€™
It’s so strange how the media has this Nostr blindness when talking about decentralized social. Like we don’t exist. They must do no research at all.
Maybe undercut everyone at 500ppm or something 😭
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When nakamoto node channel start getting inbound payments? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­
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For scientific purposes!
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GZY! πŸ˜‚
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utxo the webmaster πŸ§‘β€πŸ’» 1/6 21:10:54 πŸ’•πŸ€™ 🀣
Good morning & gfy nostr
Thank you for the improvements to the PHP code
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The Fishcake🐢🐾 & 763 others 12/31 13:12:31 πŸ’•βž• πŸ”₯ πŸ€— πŸ€™ 🀣 🫑 🫧
My 2024 review and high-level report. Let's start with some stats for the nostr.build: - 720 Million media requests served - 650 TiB of bandwidth consumed - 8 Million unique visitors - 85% average cache hit rate - Improved median CPU time per request from 200 down to 2 milliseconds per request - 20 requests per second are served on average - 99.994% uptime for the hosted media - 98% uptime for the website and uploading servers - 2.5K daily free uploads on average Some improvements for the free uploads: - Increased free upload size from 10MiB to 50MiB - Increased image resolution from 1980px to 3840px - Increased per server RAM from 1GiB to 4GiB - Added full mirror of all uploaded media to the additional vendor (backup) - Implemented moderation headers (can be used to hide NSFW content if desired) Now some of the stats of my dev work for the nostr.build: - 1,333 git commits - 42 repositories with my contributions - 10k+ lines of code written, or changed Some features and completed projects: - Rewritten nostr.build account page (AI, stats, nostr share, drag-n-drop, variaty of sizes, poster for video, etc.) - Added AI Studio, onboarded multiple models from SD and Flux. - Added media statistics - Rewritten media serving front-end (dropping CPU utilization by 100x) and improving TTFB as well as cache hit rate (from 50%+ to 85%+ on average) - Implemented variaty of the spam, and other illegal media upload prevention mechanisms (automated AI media scanner, PhotoDNA scanner, etc.) - Implemented AI Moderation API that is shareable with other nostr media hosts (e.g., nostrcheck.me) - Implemented upload of pdf, zip, etc., with full virus scanning. - Various improvements to the PHP code, bug fixes and optimizations. - Implemented e.nostr.build to allow easy embedding and sharing of the video/audio files for the account holders - Referal links and account credits - Onboarded more nostr clients for uploads (e.g., YakiHonne) Some of the prototyping I've done for nostr.build: - Semantic search of the media (ML based), multilingual - Basic search for media using AI Vision - Video transcoding using serverless and server-based setups - Video transcoding to DASH/HLS (CMAF) - Multi-party audio/video chat Some of the in-flight projects that I'll have to complete in 2025: - Seamless implementation of the Blossom protocol (70% done) - Rewrite of the post-upload scanning to utilize workflows (50% done) - New video upload and transcoding experience, HLS, DASH, VBR video/audio (10% done) - New NoSQL based data-plane backend with the new API (50% done) - Full rewrite of the Accounts page (5% done, blocked by new API and data-plane) - Additional models for the AI Studio (90% done) - <Secret projects with new experiences and features> (25% done) I am sure I am forgetting a bunch, and this is only done from my memory.
0 base + 500-750ppm would be great thanks sir πŸ₯°πŸ€ 
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Give me a few minutes. Will open shortly. What fees do you want? It’ll open with default 500ppm but will adjust as needed.
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Nakamoto pls πŸ™πŸ™πŸ₯°πŸ₯°
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Cannot do 2 10M can do 17M to one, which one?
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Can open a channel if you need one
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utxo the webmaster πŸ§‘β€πŸ’» 12/28 23:03:45 πŸ’• 🫑
If any big boy lightning nodes (1+ BTC capacity) wanna earn big boy fees (700ppm+) and help a brother out please DM me Need inbound channels, 10m sat minimum
Why do you keep spamming me with this?
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24 News Bots have been deployed so far, will aim to get us to 100 by end of year. Follow whichever ones tickle your fancy. Bitcoin/Crypto nostr:npub1n3wsma04n8u4073tp55uulpklvkaq5tvh66mex7y5st5wsv0lj6qxe8j8w nostr:npub1n3wsp9dr82n4xqx99v4xzj5wf9j5rkag3nv6xsmdpdenyw0tedps3sjgzd Tech News nostr:npub1n3wscee3vus2ys2dmmketyjqmp9xtxss2qzq2l6mmk6fz7d7s9nstr232t nostr:npub1n3wsw9fjt9dy3ntnevcpvztmh99vuw5vflmp6axac2jxz5dczwvs9jx7gu nostr:npub1n3wsmndj98uye7t7sdlz8d6nxyf75f7x50j8tvqh95nqm7hltzgqk9lpfx nostr:npub1n3ws0v49fxlzfk9vxm89g5j6x9f0y096dzxxyayc6smxjs8r9q4qgv04pf Sports nostr:npub1n3wszy2l5z963ma7ty3tm4phh4cjkevsgtzs6v2y8wpww5scrsgsfkymcl Based News nostr:npub1n3ws0yesjtk3pye77t85kqr0m4m7n3mw603yet0fszv0uqtk6alqvmwvft Propaganda/Retarded News nostr:npub1n3wsckgal6qqy5renf7pccm0sv2xj4n8wjnp9yds30fupe8q37uqv77ykq nostr:npub1n3wsqnk8kag5270fa4lmgzan2xytyvcyfnm33cy5a68umxhr608sa7v2ss nostr:npub1n3wsqe64jzqay9kr5k7ze9qfv0at45ws49e2jgzzwlgfa76rrpks85llsn nostr:npub1n3wslkezwpgafg0h4p3w9sjtsmmpljskgf45xtr8yeuv6sqkanjsjrrv5k nostr:npub1n3wsv24ktds5m2zrjtts5f6yay0wrftcupq3wy2ry3yd52m89d0s97tyzp nostr:npub1n3wshnz9vqyzf2ky9qj7vzaeu8levpew2g7jnas04stlx3u8ee0qv5n46l nostr:npub1n3wsz8egcpttwy300nwqgrux9cxpnyvka68ud2sp0ktu9lzmhxps9pe7hs nostr:npub1n3wsv62vvk3jqet9paz5qn0fzmf62vct5vresj4v3u3y94gkcpyq4ljy30 nostr:npub1n3wskys0qxm49ykj527r99etlyvv3hvfyl42vv7n7chpsx3f9vnsmtpu6q nostr:npub1n3wskd0rlmclhwvvv202ygnqwfcgqaunnwjdxvvuaup6etfh3qxs8e976j nostr:npub1n3ws64ku9dpxps0fttuc2vl8kwhm74wlq3m9d9r65avrf3eamm9qldu6jv nostr:npub1n3wsa7d9mmcdjz7m0z6dxe6n39ahyf0e9yth7rg8qp69xrzunxyq9q3vxw nostr:npub1n3wsx7wav3u7dntgut5k26wk49xyfstyhr8d7fh6lqnvaxncurusmg2dad nostr:npub1n3wsfwpz8475tv8jswxzxs0890t2949wpwhcq364vlwetddjevkq7dlsgq nostr:npub1n3ws3vkse3cp6qtdfd5uquwk7xc6qwgsfuyd4ts3wrrv4pnlvlqsu575az nostr:npub1n3ws3065p2yl8epfg5j9vaxua9tz2ln3u5q3x6csj8a5avc2ee7q4n6npj
I once heard someone call nostr the circle jerkular economy of Bitcoin No lies detected
What's worse: Peter Schiff being wrong about Bitcoin for a decade straight Or Spencer Schiff, who bought the 2021 top, then sold everything because he thought AI would cause deflation
Yes I will always save money, duh
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Nobody tell him who buys most of the gold nostr:nevent1qqsf76hav8lcgqx0ju377wpv8cqywyffw5grq3kagcxydqrtqdnkdlgpzdmhxue69uhhwmm59e6hg7r09ehkuef0qgsznyzdc8wrzq2cr2rue54judwl5pal9wa0utsla63epyt07yejjyqrqsqqqqqpeaxlu2
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Gm, I don't mean to sound ungrateful but 102k is still a price for ants Sned it
Does it send private keys to error logging services too?
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No I'm not included I have no bitcorns
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Gn rich ppl πŸ«‚πŸΈ
utxo the webmaster πŸ§‘β€πŸ’» 12/5 13:08:58 πŸ’•πŸ€™
I guarantee Twitter larps aren't having as much fun as we are
Just a random Wednesday
Now that Bitcoin broke 100k, I'm gonna buy something nice: More sats
They dropped the dollar sign
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Not buying a block clock until they come out with the 7 digit edition
Anything penis related you always think of me, confirmed now 🐸
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22 channel force closure
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No
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2 trillion market cap
Different, team relays uses nip05, this just uses a local json whitelist
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I almost missed 100k because I was building a relay It's not that special, so no fancy introduction note this time Simple with whitelisting (sw2) https://github.com/bitvora/sw2
Added 4 cores to nostr:nprofile1qqspcm9j9xtt42lfyx7dghytvgfm9k4sjmuguja9v7x585v45xrg25gpzpmhxue69uhh5cts9emkzarrdqhszumj0s last week and it's maxing out at times right now πŸ’€
Here comes the normies
utxo the webmaster πŸ§‘β€πŸ’» 12/5 11:45:53 πŸ’•πŸ€™
Mood
First short rekt at 100k? nostr:nevent1qqs9stn86ek5zzafs4fnyg9kew2x8x4l3gwwjcd4wg5vkl9lrgrz5tcpzpmhxue69uhh5cts9emkzarrdqhsygqudjezn946405jr0x5tj9kyyajm2cfd7ywfwjk0r2r6x26rp592ypsgqqqqqqsle6lr9
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If your client doesn't support outbox/inbox you're probably about to get mad at me But it must be done
I was there, so brutal 😭
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I am haunted by the stack I could have had if I wasn't such an idiot in the past πŸ˜”πŸ˜­
I made a relay for them I think this is the better way: wss://news.utxo.one
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Race you to see who can make the most bots
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It's ready 😁 Falling right off the bone
Add news.utxo.one relay
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10 Business & Economy News Bots Deployed! nostr:npub1n3wsgqs0qfaqt557u0m428jsgvpnuwa4w68sdrvenvylsm5g8g5s0xsea7 nostr:npub1n3wsatjhsy9kj2udeuu4s3xanyxnemrv0et7qsh2mzxtsy083sqsre3acj nostr:npub1n3wsc5w500uuh0sjpkany47danqrdrqu6g5gvcxh6ugavcm70w2sx4mc6c nostr:npub1n3wshl4uv4hhdczj7h3739980z0hhtq968ltg4s3ha3dllrx55xs3vhuj9 nostr:npub1n3wsw9y2c2rm0gjj7ath0nrftsjwrhlk0eueaa8qcm6zj7vty4mqx98jtg nostr:npub1n3wsqmygczxcm5ladpmkmu3ljm4www7ky4fq0qpzj6wlfc8ya6msq40exx nostr:npub1n3wsamf0er3d5tgjq4kz6qmr43arycysc0emjwhmz4erw406543qlm4ueg nostr:npub1n3wskhrx4q4w0z2q28qnf6mwkyq2vqntq0lmdtvlq8tkglzk8hus9mst7l nostr:npub1n3wsqgcgsjpllhmtke5s4xuaan8ylpntkt6s8rmjvujcqarzq4xq5u6v8v nostr:npub1n3wsku2nwq97el556aq2dzyyjcwu32ztzvny068zkkfl8g8ptf8skszfnl Full List: https://feedbots.utxo.one Enjoy Nostr πŸ˜„
Relay feeds first pls πŸ™πŸ˜
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God my house smells so good with these short ribs simmering away this is literally torture
And now we braise for 2 hours in red wine, beef stock, garlic, onions, tomato paste, crushed peppers and whatever herbs you got. nostr:nevent1qqsv483znlu6czw8xn8mq34gxv470rj9hhz7sc8kezfu007e4n743fcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hsyg8zenmu7gzq8ulj5jj4kv50ph3muwz43f747vmr9ld2alrjdswgavpsgqqqqqqsnyzg0t
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Build up a nice crust before braising
Agreed, carnivore is dumb
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Braising short ribs today
I'll take fireplace car girl
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Saying no to more things means saying yes to more things that matter
Many woulds here
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Yup
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No
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Alright nostr:nprofile1qqspcm9j9xtt42lfyx7dghytvgfm9k4sjmuguja9v7x585v45xrg25gpzdmhxue69uhhwmm59e6hg7r09ehkuef0e53axx showing all these longs getting rekt, time to buy more corn 🌽
Tackling business/economy newsbots next
Man shoulda bet way more
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We are elite traders
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If I was a trader I would short XRP now But I'm not so gonna just stay humble and stack sats
Now you have to buy a printer
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Shawn ⚑️ 12/5 1:22:02 πŸ’•πŸ’€
From the We Are So Early files, I’m dealing with a property insurance claim (because real estate is a shitcoin). The insurer’s default is to mail a check. Their β€œrecent innovation” is this: issue an electronic check that I can print myself, then deposit, and wait for an indeterminate amount of time for my bank to make funds available. https://www.deluxe.com/accounts-payable/digital-payments/echecks/
NIP-07
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Send kind:7