corndalorian

memes. music. bitcoin.
corndalorian 4/24 8:04:16 💕
Me: “Wen gif button?” Devs vibe coding some new pointless bullshit:
corndalorian 4/20 11:11:35 💕
lol 😂 The “Bitcoin fixes this” trope gets overused to the point that it loses meaning. Bitcoin fixes a lot of what is broken with money. Money is a fundamental tool of civilization, so better money is a good thing. But it’s up to people to use it to “fix” their corners of the world. Bitcoin is just a tool without good people willing to put it to good use.
Maybe, it’s never a clear cut in real life. I should preface all my notes with the disclaimer that nothing in the universe is absolute 🫡
corndalorian 4/20 11:03:40 💕
Authenticity can be incentivized, however. Does Bitcoin incentivize it? Idk 🤷‍♂️
The Fishcake🐶🐾 & 763 others 4/20 11:01:19 💕 🔥 🤗 🤙 🤣 🫡
I know many folks around here preach “Bitcoin fixes this”, but I don’t think that authenticity can be fixed or bought. My two sats worth of authentic options 🫡
corndalorian 4/2 21:05:50 💕🤣
Gm ☕️
corndalorian 4/2 20:55:05 💕🤣
You can just change. nostr:nevent1qqswswpgcdauyqhc2lxvz8s7hsdr496zzrndltf8604yxgyuuvck4tgpzemhxw309ucnjv3wxymrst338qhrww3hxumnw5sj784
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corndalorian 3/31 0:19:07 💕
WHY IS EVERY WEB CLIENT/APP NOT USING THIS?!?!?! nostr:nevent1qqszn6cexdq8ng9qvmct755t9ccgjldyfevhzaejdddr3fzfvrr8negzyzd7p0swvnfc52dfemy6tj80tkrnc2l62d32fd2cmf0ldx7rewupuqcyqqqqqqgpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejspu07ud
corndalorian 3/30 9:31:21 💕🤙
Made this gif a few years back and uploaded it to Tenor. Just got this email. Too bad Tenor doesn’t have zaps 😂 nostr:nprofile1qqstuu6ccnl9q9yvejhuqt4zqhvqz30z2wyf4gu43k404p3hq37ggrspz4mhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejqzyrhwden5te0dehhxarj9emkjmn97n89fk any plans for gifbuddy creator pages in the future?
corndalorian 3/20 9:52:11 💕
Yes. Primal iOS
The Fishcake🐶🐾 & 763 others 3/20 9:49:47 💕🔥 🤗
Does this small (but giant) gif work for you? 🤔
corndalorian 3/17 8:59:35 💕
I was basically called a scammer today over it 😂
lol! People still do that shit! A lot of zaps not even registering on most of the relays ffs. 🤦🏼‍♂️😂
corndalorian 3/17 8:26:25 💕🤣
Since my notifications this afternoon are cluttered with people discussing and complaining about my “zaps in vs. zaps out” ratio (wtf people 😂), I’ll take this moment to remind everyone that it’s essentially a pointless metric, especially for anyone who has been active and zapping for a while. Zaps are sent for many reasons. They are used for fun, for V4V exchange, for paying someone when you owe them money, or for work done or a service provided. People self-zap and have zap wars sending the same sats back and forth multiple times. People send private/anonymous zaps. There are even fake zaps. Lol. It’s one of the most easily manipulated metrics on nostr, and even for legit zaps, there are so many variables at play that it’s silly to get mad at someone over their “ratio.” 😂 Please, I urge you to go create actual value for someone and stop obsessing over whatever this is about. 🤦‍♂️
corndalorian 2/17 12:26:25 💕
Oh shoot you must use an Alby address 😭
Just run your own ISP already, nostr:npub1uvl7vhclmezvdhqha6eclkksln40rjhgwgsggvew683jf93fr4pq3mq3sd is doing it 😂😂😂
corndalorian 2/17 12:19:28 💕
Run a node… and a LNURL server… and a web server… and get a domain… Cmon normies, DO IT! 🤣
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The Daniel ⚡️ 2/17 11:51:57 💕🤣
Be your own bank, they said. nostr:note184gt7r5kellppkp8l3ynsenauj44ernlk643uvg2gt5hk8fcxcnqsrw9jc
corndalorian 2/11 0:35:06 💕🤙
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corndalorian 2/2 21:02:32 💕
Makes sense. I didn’t mean to imply that the booth organizer was doing it, but just thinking maybe someone seeing it’s being used there took the opportunity to try and attack the service.
Their links are fine, there are armies of opportunists running around and looking for a low hanging fruit like this to be able to link to their next scam.
corndalorian 2/2 20:58:10 💕
I noticed in some of the photos people are posting from Fosdem that the nostr booth there is using w3.do links in its flyers/handouts. Possibly related?
The Fishcake🐶🐾 & 763 others 2/2 20:55:00 💕🔥 🤙 🫡
PSA: https://w3.do (the domain that I own and proxy to the nostr URL shortener) that is maintained by nostr:npub1alpha9l6f7kk08jxfdaxrpqqnd7vwcz6e6cvtattgexjhxr2vrcqk86dsn (the backend shortener part) has experienced a mass scam/spam/phishing attack. The service has been restored, but the root cause has not been addressed. Since all of the burden for abuse responses falls on me, I cannot always keep-up with the takedown notices. The service is free, so rely on it as such. 🫡
corndalorian 2/2 8:17:32 💕
Lolol hey I bet you’re trending now! 🤣
The Fishcake🐶🐾 & 763 others 2/2 8:11:59 💕🤗 🤣
Normalize self-zapping! 😂🫂🔥⚡️⚡️⚡️☯️♻️ nostr:note14s73evh54s9grgqxd0hxv0g29waekwfjxg7cvv73rz57mjl0f7tsxwneqa
corndalorian 2/2 7:50:51 💕
Lol, zapping yourself from a different wallet 😂
At least it’s chlorine-free 😂😂😂
corndalorian 2/2 7:46:51 💕🤣
corndalorian 1/28 1:50:10 💕
Signups to nostr can’t be limited because there’s nothing you absolutely have to sign up for to use it. You only need to sign and publish a note and BOOM you’re using nostr and anyone can read it. All the additional stuff like media hosting, NIP-05 registration, etc., enhances the experience but you can still publish using nostr without any of that.
corndalorian 1/19 22:52:40 💕
US user profiles are geotagged so even with a VPN you can’t login. Also the user data was hosted by a US company (Oracle) and they and other providers servicing TikTok are required by the law to now cut off access for those users.
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corndalorian 1/19 22:49:52 💕
170 MILLION people were instantly cut off last night from accessing all their content, messages, and social graph on TikTok, with no way to export or migrate it elsewhere. This perfectly emphasizes the importance of Nostr’s design that allows you to create and access redundant copies of “yourself” in as many places as you choose. nostr:note1yn0dl9pr3qppp2pzsl778357s98gqlmaz3qqt9hgxx6j26dscc0sa8s4xj
corndalorian 1/6 10:32:12 💕
Hahaha 🤣 Where do you see this stat btw?
The Fishcake🐶🐾 & 763 others 1/6 10:27:49 💕🎀 🤙 🤣 🫡
GM! Self-zapping is OK, and acceptable way to raise your spirits! Now back to the standard fiat mines and grind! 🫂☕️☕️☕️
corndalorian 1/6 9:58:42 💕
Matt #40HPW🎧 1/6 9:50:58 💕🤙
Whenever I hit the like button I feel compelled to just go ahead and hit the zap button too
corndalorian 1/3 21:38:39 💕
You don’t have to. You already know, as does everyone else who still uses that client.
I ain’t asking for details 😂😂😂🫂🚀🍺🍻
corndalorian 1/3 21:36:41 💕
I switched away from that client early last year.
The Fishcake🐶🐾 & 763 others 1/3 21:28:46 💕🤙 🤣
Hot take(opinions under influence): at times I feel that some new clients are trying to put a lipstick on a pig, without actually doing anything innovative or trying to make a progress or move the needle. Although it’s expressed under the influence of alcohol, I still think it’s valid. 😂🚀🫂🍺🥃🍻
corndalorian 1/3 10:25:01 💕
😂 I’m curious if other people use the feature to hide lower amount zaps. Wallet of Satoshi has it. Primal has it too and since Primal’s is integrated with the nostr client you can set a minimum threshold to see a notification, and/or to hide the transaction in your wallet. The sats are still received and other people still see the zap on your post, but it hides it from your notifications. I use it to hide very small zaps like this.
Someone on my note, so I figured I give them their sats worth of effort 😂🫂
corndalorian 1/3 10:16:24 💕
Is this your zapvertising? Or someone zapvertising on your post?
The Fishcake🐶🐾 & 763 others 1/3 10:04:06 💕🔥 🤙 🤣
Gotta make it worth 8 sats of zapvertizing 😂🫂🚀
corndalorian 12/30 8:29:26 💕
Let’s be honest, at the end of the day this all comes down to gif buttons in clients.
The Fishcake🐶🐾 & 763 others 12/30 8:23:45 💕🔥 🤗 🤣
GM! Client Wars? What did I miss? 😂☕️
corndalorian 12/23 1:15:45 💕🤣
corndalorian 12/18 22:12:57 💕
Idk who needs to hear this, but have never once in my entire life opened up a social media app to find dietary advice.
corndalorian 12/16 8:56:44 💕
As they say, “People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.” 😂
corndalorian 12/16 8:31:25 💕🤣
corndalorian 12/12 10:13:19 💕
I’m the guy on the left 😂
The Fishcake🐶🐾 & 763 others 12/12 10:11:49 💕
corndalorian 12/12 10:07:57 💕😆 🤣
corndalorian 12/12 8:39:27 💕🤣
If you’re on Amethyst and can’t see nostr:npub1tvqc82mv8cezhax5r34n4muc2c4pgjz8kaye2smj032nngg52clq0rkrq4 ‘s posts just know he’s thinking about you
corndalorian 12/7 9:44:04 💕🤣
Every. Single. Time.
corndalorian 12/3 10:40:21 💕
I see this note so it either did or didn’t work, depending on your desired outcome. Lol
The Fishcake🐶🐾 & 763 others 12/3 10:30:24 💕🤙 🤣
nak test
corndalorian 11/28 11:20:26 💕🔥 🫡
corndalorian 11/26 8:10:40 💕🤣
corndalorian 11/24 12:01:33 💕
Did I time it right nostr:npub1nxy4qpqnld6kmpphjykvx2lqwvxmuxluddwjamm4nc29ds3elyzsm5avr7 ? 👀
corndalorian 11/21 20:57:46 💕🤙 🤣
Sorry babe, the lasers stay.
corndalorian 11/17 9:37:42 💕
Just checked their feed on BS, didn’t see the note. From when is it? 🤔
corndalorian 11/17 8:54:33 💕 🤗
corndalorian 11/7 11:39:15 💕
As in their custodial wallet? I still have it but it’s not attached to my zaps. corndalorian@getalby.com
The Fishcake🐶🐾 & 763 others 11/7 11:37:24 💕🔥 🤙
Anybody uses the original Alby wallet whom I can try to zap? I tried one pleb and couldn’t 🙏🏻🫡
corndalorian 11/7 5:42:36 💕
It always feels like an eternity 😂
corndalorian 9/30 10:23:51 💕🤣
People who say #value4value cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.
corndalorian 9/19 7:36:55 💕
GIF FUCKING BUTTONS
The Fishcake🐶🐾 & 763 others 9/19 7:31:10 💕😭 🤙 🤣
The main issue with developers, is lack of focus on the customers’/users’ needs.
corndalorian 9/15 22:43:07 💕
corndalorian 8/28 20:57:04 💕
Gm ☕️☀️
corndalorian 8/28 10:26:49 💕
“Unable to complete operation” Already paid? 😭😭😭
The Fishcake🐶🐾 & 763 others 8/28 10:14:22 💕🤣
Relaying this note, now pay up ! 😂😂😂 lnbc6900n1pnvu7wdpp5utasqmjcqfqnhy6srrvz639asttj6k4r0dummlw4szz84zxhn65sdqcfehhgefqwfjkccteypnx2efwcqzzsxqyz5vqsp5mteegygw8nm7n83cg6qzxtljfyak2htqgg08dy60zcxj95v4vfmq9qxpqysgqu38wjs0xuayjrlm7yj34jr9g2hystgg4vg27xj9r4k58kga8w6mnhsx62dznuxsp3u2xp7k6k3nxnqk44vw79t0vkg38mv9elvtgtzqqhrs7u4 nostr:note1kpk9ztlugw97nwauq8t375jf7gp5twwhtkguclrfwvhmuw0af8yqnppj5d
corndalorian 8/23 11:00:37 💕
Hahaha I didn’t even notice until you pointed it out 😂
lol! CornBalorian 🤣😂😂😂😭
The Fishcake🐶🐾 & 763 others 8/23 10:42:27 💕 🤣
LFG!🤣😂🚀🚀🚀 nostr:note1r6m84zx7mpva4pdvws02f9sxapmatwngcgrnl0s0sfy47a5c2lsq368aan
corndalorian 8/23 9:58:08 💕
I’ll kickstart it 🤣
So far 0 sats collected, ffs! 🤦‍♂️
corndalorian 8/23 9:49:11 💕
🤣🤣
The Fishcake🐶🐾 & 763 others 8/23 9:48:46 💕😭 🤣 🫂
(Stealing zaps from the OP, GFY 😂🤣) nostr:note1dsy2za0ewwd8ry3r7563sgq20eht4h36agvrvvsht7j9kh6f3qdsparejz
corndalorian 8/22 22:42:51 💕
Oh no… not again 😅
The Fishcake🐶🐾 & 763 others 8/22 22:41:07 💕😭 🤙
And of course Eclair with its dumb protection against predicted on-chain fee difference force-close 3 of my active channels!!!! (Sometimes developers of LN servers are not thinking about how to implement things so they don’t cause more harm than they protect you from) nostr:note1ek4mtlv4ejcne0qdkfjwpywfckyz4cudv57mly8d6crycsuc945s79xe9a
corndalorian 8/20 3:16:26 💕
nostr:npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w might disagree 😅🤣
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corndalorian 8/20 3:03:39 💕🤙
corndalorian 8/12 2:51:22 💕💯
Every July 4, my family and I commemorate and celebrate a violent bloody revolution against the British government. Fuck the United Kingdom and its fucking tyrannical government that has clearly never learned its lesson.
NIP-07
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