If you’re bullish enough, you can imagine zapping msats in the future🤯

I 💯 agree and have always found it very odd that it’s a concern

Just taking a moment to feel grateful for the fact that onions exist.

When alby still used the cute bee logo, did they get attacked? I found a coincidence.

I made it mom! nostr:note1njc9ltl63qgeq0cnad6vy7fnvyxpk9ecpfj57gyh478qc85gt24svd8036

If you imagine yourself as being a tree trunk with googly eyes enough to convince yourself that at your core, you have the very essence of all that is tree trunk with googly eyes and therefore nothing can ever upset you again. Everything you think you know or have ever been told is a lie. Bad breakup? Not really an issue for tree trunks with googly eyes. Car won’t start? Ain’t no thang for a tree trunk with googly eyes. Coworker say something condescending? Well why is she even talking to a tree trunk with googly eyes in the first place? Accidentally got a Nickelback song stuck in your head? Tree trunks with googly eyes don’t even have ears. Tell yourself: I am a tree trunk with googly eyes (as many times as it takes) and you will be free.

Morning buttholes 🤙

My memory is way too flawed to remember. Wish I could ask Jeeves 😂

Oof. I would have a really hard time keeping my job. I truly cannot breathe right in those shits

He literal thought I was just being a bitch all day 😂

Woke up to the worst thing that could have possibly happened on nostr😢 nostr:note13h829wqexlvy0ahul5f29uuwudyw2vvg0tjgsujncgrfx4e9puesd030d5

The 405 can suck my long schlong

Tents?

Damnit. All the fun people went to nostrbama so now I’m stuck on nostr with the Bitcoin bros 😭 At least the ⭕️ is still thriving, but I can’t wait until Thursday.

My kind of people are the ones who get into big arguments and meme wars online, but never mute each other and pick up like it was nothing the next day. You can disagree and still be homies 😎

Are you sure?? Because it’s kind of awesome

Yeahhh if I haven’t heard your voice in cornychat, you’re not real.

Sometimes I worry that my husband only loves me because my skin looks like a tortilla, but then I remember I have a great personality.

Still true.

11% of menstruating women suffer from infertility in America. That means a lot of women are childless not by choice. Endometriosis alone affects 1/10 women (myself included). I’m trying to be and want to be a mother, but it’s not a guarantee for me. If you have children, maybe you should focus on being grateful for them instead of shaming those who can’t.

Tonight is a very special night. As many of you know, I am currently childless, but have 3 beautiful doggies. Fireworks can be heard from my house and scare the shit out of my dogs. Just hearing one loud pop makes all the fur babies run to mama for some good cuddling. Go ahead and drink your beers and blow shit up, but I will be staying home and thoroughly enjoying the dog neediness, feelin’ like a true mama.

Snippets from my mental breakdown. I don’t like leaving the house or being in public.

I want whatever he’s having 😂 nostr:note1xscrvecun9k8fnws2tec0zfetc6tz2xpvqhp3hpe3uqkhagy7leqxjfe2q

Can you imagine? Like, “hold on, I’m gonna need to shave your ass bush first”

Get back in the basement and write code you silly aquatic pastry, you !

Happy little accident 😂

Nooo that’s the answer to “what’s Noshole like?”

I have just been informed by my nostr friends who keep track of my menstrual cycle, tis the PMS season. Now I know 🤣 nostr:note1c5fcyjgrdglx69pvpnwxu8wmpv9utludu4x58td904u5fq46vwmqqq5zdz