Today’s lunch was ramen. #foodstr

Remember Bitcoin? Too soon ? 😂😂😂 nostr:note13dzuhkeeeytn0zs97d3trpp6wy3ktkqagt8hl4sq08n7t35dvjzq5djd8x

GM🫡☕️☕️☕️

Read about CRF and quality based encoding 😂😂😂🫂🚀

That's some next level shit. I'm sure if I knew more about video formats, I'd understand. But the best I can do is ```ffmpeg -i infile outfile```

This one is also HD, just without junk bits that are only adding the the size of the video but not used for anything 😂😂😂

Thank God. My toaster was overheating trying to play hd videos while I make breakfast 🥵

Same video, same quality, 5x smaller, plays on your toaster! LFG 😂😂😂 nostr:note1xfpp62ucsuyt8770j9y0j7yqq0p4j7uxx4syhvxc2krwhsynj40qeuzlqu

Launching https://blossom.band 🚀🚀🚀 A new nostr.build backed Blossom service! It comes with all bangs and whistles and full privacy protection. Since it’s the first public release, there may be a few bugs and edge cases that we didn’t catch, so please let us know if you run into problems. The service requires for all uploads to be authenticated, please let your client know if they don’t support it yet. 🫡🚀🚀🚀 (spread the word please, renote !)

We need to organize some havoc here, it’s been too timid and civil. What’s the point of freedom if you can’t or won’t exercise it? Ideas? Something naughty and probably bannable on any other place online 😂🔥

Janky Script Object Notation 😂😂😂

who knew the path to freedom was signed json

Testing, don’t zap this note, zap the one before this one! 🫡⚡️⚡️⚡️

Eh 😂😂😂

Bring back sane ratings: nostr:naddr1qqgrwet9xucrqdt9xy6rsdtpv43rqqgkwaehxw309ash2arg9ehx7um5wgcjucm0d5hsygr76l2u82lsd7suqrm3lpuc2emf734vjg65cy5m8m24vfgxjflzqqpsgqqqw4rsl6ene4

Banger notes are overrated! Notes are overrated! Overrated is overrated! 🫡

The left really can’t meme , this is so painful to watch 🥴 how is this their most upvoted meme ?! They need help

Good morning. Today is our 25th wedding anniversary. We have been blessed with two wonderful children, and I am truly happy. Thank you, my dear wife. I look forward to spending many more years with you.

Aren’t you double counting then? If you counted 49 kids for each dude then why could them for each wife? They are already included

You don't even have to argue the morality. Just the fact that if a man has 7 wives, and each wife has 7 children, the man has 49 children. If you're right, the problem statement should be: Each man has 49 children and each wife has 7.

You can deduce that each man only has one wife by trying to convince your wife that if you had a child with another woman, that child is hers as well, and see how that goes. nostr:nevent1qqsf6h9e0dhxtmvds5r8n2zfhde53vjxmfcaxrph5cem9cevz73yx9cpzemhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejz7q3q0mtatsat7ph6rsq0w8u8npt8d86x4jfr2nqjnvld2439q6f8ugqqxpqqqqqqzg82a2r

It doesn’t say each. If it did the answer is 399 but it doesn’t say that each man has 7 wives it could just mean there are 7 couples. It could also just mean 7 couples have 7 kids each. I’d say this is just a stupid question because it’s up to how you interpret it and has no correct answer.

ambiguous context what’s your answer

When was the last time you closed all of your browser tabs?

うにゅうちゃん、おはよう✨️ 久しぶりね💕︎

Hey! Canadians are nice. I like Canadians!

To me they're kinda like Canadians. They do the whole, Oh Soory bit and give me what I want.

I’ve noticed anecdotally that if you get angry at them, they produce poor results.

I tell it do do things and it does them. I treat it like a servant. Sure you're nice to servants, but they're still servants. You can slap em around a bit if they're getting feisty.

Are you NICE to your LLM?? https://arxiv.org/abs/2402.14531

How much do you spend on your AI tools now? And how many tools? #asknostr

Raising a teenage boy is difficult🥲

Me trying to learn how to post notes, again 😂😂😂

GOOD MOOOOORNING (in the afternoon)! LONG TIME NO NOTES! Now back to the standard programming 🫡😅

I went to a camera shop to get my film developed. I can’t wait to see the results.

I thought about saying goodbye to photography. I couldn’t take pictures anymore. It’s just a hobby, so I could quit anytime—but these two photobooks saved me. From now on, I’ll keep capturing the things that catch my eye in the moment, as they come. Good night✨

I'm using words to describe my philosophy. Would you prefer I used toothpicks?

That's a lot of capitalized words and namedrops to say you're an open minded, rational thinker 👀

Everyone is sharing bits of their philosophy, so I'll share a bit of mine: My own codified philosophy I call Dao Process Realist Rationalism. Working title. It's a form of Rationalism that emphasizes logic, context, and process in its metaphysics, a non-authoritarian stance on language, economic actors, openness to alternative directions of causality than those strictly confined to the macroscopic Einsteinian time cones we are used to, Natural Law, the principle of noncontradiction, and such. It takes a lot of inspiration from a Realist interpretation of Transcendental Idealism, and forms kind of a best of both worlds between Critical Rationalism and, say Hoppean Rationalism. It's very much oriented by the primacy of identity and of existence, like in Objectivism, but without the incredibly arrogant and fallacious universal declaration that God doesn't exist being somehow derived from the identity principle. It also incorporates and respects the implications of disparate information between entities, actors, and particles in the universe.

GM! Merry Christmas to you all! Wish you all the best, a quality time with your loved ones, and a relaxing time! 🫂☕️🎅☃️🧑‍🎄

GM! Day 720, the fight against spam rages on. Spent most of my Sunday trying to prevent upload spam and lockdown all possible avenues of spam inflow! How was your Sunday 🫡☕️

For a price sure. You pay me 2BTC and I send you 1BTC. Deal? 😂

It's true, I want your Bitcoin. Please give it to me.

Good morning! Only a scammer would say that 😂☃️

Good morning ✌️🧡 Everyone's a Scammer: https://nakamotoinstitute.org/mempool/everyones-a-scammer/

No way, but I’d be happy if that were true. My photography skills are still pretty bad.😅

Good morning! 😁✌️🧡 Is it a book of your own photos?

Good morning! Today’s the day the photo book I ordered arrives—how exciting💪 Maybe I should hold off on buying a new digital camera and just keep using my current Sony αNEX-5N

Going zapless until I finish all my 2024 goals! 🫡🥅🎯

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Hmm, still not right. Try uploading directly to https://nostr.build 😭

Maybe it's amethyst compression. Uncompressed timed out, but the image still uploaded properly. Definitely because of amethyst compression.

That’s weird, we preserve it so you must have uploaded as other image format and phone did the transformation 😂😭

It was nostr.build lmao. It's transparent on my phone.

You lost transparency 😂😂😂😭😭😭

YOU CANT STOP THE LASER EYES nostr:nevent1qqsz98dh6ek9p06q26h0q3yy6yjaj68yply9ldvvcs5grtlgrayzurgpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7q3q37c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqxpqqqqqqz3lcpk3

Hiding my lasers behind the shades, so I don’t burn anyone alive! 😂😂😂 nostr:note19dyaerlwcxcmy25ly447eknq0gcsmsf0z4jxqww70chu8gqg8hts2cyzdj

It’s how it is on iOS 😂🫡☕️

I've noticed that signal messenger only makes half a salute 🫡 too

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Gm✨ I have the day off work today so I'm going shopping😊

GM! Happy Turkey Day to the Yanks! 🤣🫡☕️🦃🍗 #thanksgiving #turkey

GM! 🫡☕️☕️☕️ Thank you! Also, you are welcome!

GM🐶🐾☕️🫡

Why does Amethyst displays replies like quotes? This tripped me so many times while I am playing with it😭

GM🫡☕️☕️☕️

Here, have a taste of Apple emoji 😂🫡🫂

Android emoji is all I know.

Couldn’t agree more! 😂😂😂 nostr:note10tyk4d9ajg8lak8tz66rx5stqlm2usvtaka5hkcql2pkcn3n36dszn0gv5