The biggest mistake the nostr dev community can do now is not roll up their sleeves and jump to help #divine stand up on its feet.

What happens if I press this button…

Thank you 🤣

Nostr today 🤣🤣🤣

The Shack 1.2 is available in AppStore now. Much better signer experience and a lot of stability improvements under the hood. Feedback is always welcome. Why or why not type of feedback too https://apps.apple.com/jp/app/nostr-build-shack/id6752591477?l=en-US

Just added auto-translation to jumblekat! When turned on, you’ll see notes automatically translated, with a link to show original. Translated notes are cached so you don’t have to waste credits re-translating them. Translation cache cleared after 30 days.

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There are always nukes, a good option to resolve disagreements 😂🤣😂

That's why violence exists 😂

The people 😂🤣😂

What’s wrong with peace on earth? 🤭

I’m ready 🤣

Then the internet traffic will drop by 80% 🤣😂🤣

Do a sudo rm rf on the scammers first please 🤣

/g yes ffs, I quit Internet 🤣😂🤣

s/got/git/g It got you twice 😂

s/got/git/ Fucking autocorrect 😂

Yes please

GM 🤣😂🤣

GM good people Enjoy your Sunday 🤣

Yeah, I was thinking of shutting it down completely 🤣😂🤣

Fishcake is too nice for the internet 🤣

Yep! Always has been 😂🤣😂

That’ll get his dick cut off for sure, and maybe balls too 🤣😂🤣

Too little respect for the Women of Nostr 😂

He failed his diversity training

When you interact with nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve and nostr:npub10mtatsat7ph6rsq0w8u8npt8d86x4jfr2nqjnvld2439q6f8ugqq0x27hf the thread goes miles deep 🤣😂🤣

Let me clear something up for my fellow nostriches... Demu/RSS is the Nostr of Spotify. Wavlake is the Primal of Nostr Do you get it? Ya'll out here listening to music like primal was the only game in town. For shame. CALLING ALL NOSTRICHES: Proof of work time. Put your money where your mouth is and show me you actually care about decentralization. Get off your knees, no more lip service. Send in a boostagram from outside of wavlake or fountain with your npub to prove you're listening to DeMu (Decentralized Music) and support decentralized choice. I wanna see nostr:nprofile1qqs00y32ptdnlfxa5hhv4f30dalwv9vl0a27pqpkdpkx3cyrstp50zqpg3mhxue69uhnwumjwgmkx6revvm8vmrg0fcxxvngdsmxc7t4denhvmr4da585undwsmnv6mzwv6xkmtev358y7r0v94kkcn3w4skgtnvda3kzmqpzemhxue69uhkx6rpv3nzumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6qghwaehxw309anxjmr5v4ezumn0wd68ytnhd9hx27prlx2's boost bot nostr account light up my feed.

GM, before I forget

GM☕️☕️☕️

Fishcake as he’s injected into the thread: “I came, I arrived, I memed”

🤣😂🤣 I was injected into this thread

Fishcake: “I’m arriving”

In a french pastry shop, asking for one of the hot meat filled pastries they have "What's it called?" "[Some French gobbldygook]" "... Yeah I'll have one, thanks."

One is tastier 😂🤣😂

What’s the difference between regular and irregular?🤭

I prefer a regular cock! 🐔😂🤣😂

Darker skin 🤌🏾 Similar to chicken meat

Where is the fucking unmute button for the thread nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s ? 😂🤣😂😭

So, due to the recent enactment of the UK’s Online Safety act, we maybe forced to not serve any content to the citizens of UK (accessing from UK) if our AI determines that the content is unsafe or unscannable. It may also impact AU in the near future if people of AU will allow their government to continue on the current course. Don’t blame the messenger, the fines are ridiculous and impossible to fight. Alternative is similarly ridiculous, scanning your face by some third party to verify your age.

Not sure I see anything related to api upload folder. Is it a checkbox or a folder named that way?

Blossom.band test

I’m starting to think login with key is not a bad idea. It sacrifices some security but it’s fine for new users. They can figure nip7 if they have to later. The bunker stuff is the worst. I don’t think we should send anyone into that flow.

Not sure how I feel about this. In essence 90% of buzzbot notes are just that, with no informational value in them 🤔

It’s interesting how people engage with buzzbot but don’t want free coffees when I offer them. Not sure what that’s about 🤔

GM! May your day be more fruitful, and without constant staring at the phone! 😂☕️☕️☕️🫡

I've got a little tomato sauce leftover. I've also some ham, pineapple & cheese. I think I'm gonna have a pizza omelette for breakfast today. 🍖🍍🧀🥚🍳 #YESTR #pineapple

This frame lmao

GM! We are learning and improving one catastrophic event at a time! Hang in there folks! 😂😂😂😭☕️☕️☕️

I think I missed my 2 years with Nostr anniversary! Well, who is counting, no regrets! 😂😂😂🚀🚀🚀

GM, fine people of the nostr world! Are ya winning? 😂🫂💜🚀☕️☕️☕️

There must be an on-chain law/curse: every time you are waiting for the transaction to confirm, the block confirmation deviates from the average into stratosphere 😂

If you’re on Amethyst and can’t see nostr:npub1tvqc82mv8cezhax5r34n4muc2c4pgjz8kaye2smj032nngg52clq0rkrq4 ‘s posts just know he’s thinking about you

It’s time, new seasonal PFP! 😂🎄🎅

GM! 🫡☕️☕️☕️ Thank you! Also, you are welcome!

Had a sleepless night, because things break sometimes 😂😂😂

Forgot to add the media 😂😂😂 lnbc69690n1pnn20sndqqnp4qv0nh8rz4lkk97vnntz2hs5dcjlhpvvc4pqskd35u4nkgch4jvh6vpp5gd0p0vupgsz3duemcswp6dghv9g54x4sfyd8t6avqx5k5uvk02zssp5fatevv7tm0y6n7kw60xl2ctglndjz0qtjd8rwukjdvc55yf76j2s9qyysgqcqpcxqyz5vqqf9kgl3l7u5whxal99ax02txaga3qkw8xvde9c9k9kaqkpwr5maqcdmy7as2zsjfc7ey4pz7eu3pmalkmfy4mghpad79wcvw839u8pcpls6jdd nostr:note14tl6nzwysp25c5mkm4j8muzdec25lms8epv6zlz5es8ld8excu6q0l60r0

Is it a new trend to post a picture and have an invoice for some amount of sats in the same note? 🤔 #asknostr

GM! 🫡☕️🏞️

GM! Just released a few minor fixes and optimizations for the nostr.build: - if uploaded GIF does not achieve at least 5% size reduction through optimizations and resizing, it is left as is. - We have had support for no_transform flag for the nip96 API, and now account page allows you to enable it for the current session in the account web app. 🫡☕️☕️☕️

GM🫡☕️☕️☕️

GM! The updated version is in TestFlight. I don’t know how to get TF link, please ask the original maintainer. 🫡☕️☕️☕️ nostr:note12u69djk0c0d53t4ecnd4eyrrnskes8ym2j2kk35jhzuxarpvttpsa4sen2

Message exclusively for the 58K gang! 🖕🏻😂🖕🏻 and STFU already, stop watching fiat rates, get a fucking life and do something productive! 🤣😂🤣🔥🔥🔥

GM! 80% of work is invisible to 100% of users! Let that sync-in! 😂🤣🫡☕️🤌🏻