If your village is missing it's idiot, I think she's here...

I was talking generally, mate

Remember to shower afterwards

Good Moaning Nostrians it's Saturday! So enjoy your weekend, help #grownostr, post some #notes and #zap don't just like. You'll be rewarded with kisses...

I shouldn't laugh but...

Many moons ago I was visiting Melbourne zoo. I was looking at this huge old Gorilla who was as grumpy as fuck. I was surrounded by Japanese tourists when a zookeeper came to me and said " mate, you'd be better off standing over here". I was confused but thought OK and went with him. At that moment the Gorilla literally went ape and threw his own shit at the people. Exactly where I was standing. I'll never forget it. I bought the keeper a stubby to say thanks.

Last Tango in Paris?

It only works after the 2nd. Bottle. Keep it going...

I don't do Goolag either. So I'm not reading that. Fuck goolag and the fruit

He's not sick today then 🤔

Just saying...

WoS is custodial and though it is changing has massive privacy issues. #Zeus is excellent. You can set it up as your "phone is your node", you need to open a channel (with Zeus is easiest) and for a fee you can get your lnurl you want. nostr:nprofile1qqszmxrnkfdl9hdxzstgf4zdt6mk4avlzemc3fvwxcatzeclalhg0usppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qy2hwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytn00p68ytnyv4mz7qgawaehxw309ahx7um5wghxy6t5vdhkjmn9wgh8xmmrd9skctczta4r4 is accessible and a Goober!

Oh, no. I'm a Londoner. If you live like that you end up in trouble!

Well if we haven't, this is not like any other epoch 😀

Classic perfectionist Cupcake

Bricks can be really exciting, houses can be built 💜🚒🇬🇧😎

Yep, don't see the point, no one drinks because they like the taste?..

Time preference mate

Are you a lesbian boy, Cupcake?

You've been kidnapped?

You, zipped mouth???

Its not n the stars...

Ladies, is this true???

There I was trying not to put tits on the menu...

Well said Lemmy...

Oh, I thought we were talking about mobile. Ignore me I'm irrelevant

Steady!

What happened to the usual 30% dips? Has the calibre of the current crop of bitcoiners been watered down by tossers like Saylor or is it a millennial disease? Can someone please get the devs to stand in front of each other so we can bash their heads together, like wot we used to git in the old days, innit

Well said nostr:nprofile1qqsqa6p85dhghvx0cjpu7xrj0qgc939pd3v2ew36uttmz40qxu8f8wqpr9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtmkxyzvvkm0, ignore him, he's jealous of our connection 💜🚒🇬🇧😎

No, surprise me 💜🚒🇬🇧😎

Not bad son

The question is are you going to get it to work live on #nostr? The second question is will I forget to tune in live? And if you 3 look like those girls, you all have a condition.

I'll get hands on, right away!

What could it mean?..

nostr:nprofile1qqsgg5penmsg3t57vk3a6uz390ewtqcar8lcwmthyqqwk04fct8s8lsppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qyg8wumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnddakj7qgawaehxw309ahx7um5wghxy6t5vdhkjmn9wgh8xmmrd9skctcsslc3a that is just typical!!

Ditto

Amethyst screwed me over the last couple of days. I do appreciate you pointing this out. I have some deleting to do. Would you do the honours regards above please. 💜🚒🇬🇧😎

I hate Conbase but this is funny. Because it's true. #Optout

What are you trying to say?

In any case, as it's our government imposing this, it won't work and your average 3 year old will be able to bypass it! #GrapheneOS #IVPN #Runyourownserver

Turn that frown upside down 😀

Moaning Cupcake

Good Moaning Nostrians it's Wednesday. My favourite day. Not. So I'm pretending it's Friday. Everyone loves Friday.

Fractions > Decimals

Nunight Fish

Moaning Nostrians. It's Wednesday. Earn sats. Not necessarily like Chloe does.

There's one at no.10 Downing St.

Own up, who stole that hour in bed from me?

Was Friday good? Do I have to watch out for any tricky bits?

Or am I confusing him with a Tolkien story?

Of course. I'm not just a pretty faced fireman wearing Marigold's you know 🇬🇧🚒😎

Logical? nostr:nevent1qqstvryunsf9gfpv4h0lr04pdv5kfgfjq9unw8yplsllmxjxwznf3gqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuetcd96zuur4vghsygy2wxw5yf524yjldvfte0ntv30kajpwlejw4jga47f4lhxv78c0u5psgqqqqqqstks40n

You're the reason fairys die in agony!

nostr:nprofile1qqsglv2qkn5dmmuhee9cy8fywfu2rfp4xd3xy0myqg2gfvmjl9yqqrqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qzrmhwden5te0dehhxarj9ekk7mgpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqta8k3w a gift

Trinity!!! No tits but yes please

A little light shows the truth. #Bullishbounty

Sunshine came softly through my window today... #coffeechain #London

GMT starts about a mile and a half from me

That one has contacted me before, too. I guess someone must come up for it? Why else do they keep trying

Obviously that video is too hot for viewing