#zapathon 😂

Yes please, seriously, yes please 🙏 😂

GM Cellular signal permitting, I shall be live reporting from a self serve farm shop today. One review said "It's bloody brilliant. Goodbye Waitrose!" 😂

The food

Sometimes Craig makes me laugh 😆 Look at his giant cucumber 😂

None m'lud honest 😂

GM We’re in Brighton for the London to Brighton Veteran Car run today. Photos incoming today Vlog tomorrow or Tuesday, depending on my editing skills 😂 https://www.instagram.com/veterancarrun

GM From Brighton

Like a caching relay?

Greater discovery beyond your feed or inflooencer of the day feed.

It worked 🎉

GM AI, coming to a browser near you soon. https://www.perplexity.ai/comet

Dog nap?

Touch fish 🎣

Idiocracy is a great movie 😂

20 years married today

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We have a weird fungus growing out of one of our trees!

My builder just told me that yesterday the Police were pulling over vans to check for defects. They pulled him over and after an exhaustive examination discovered a small cut in one of his tyres. He didn't have the tyre jack on the van as he'd used it to help another mate out a couple of days earlier. The Police refused to allow him to drive it the 500 yards to a garage to get the wheel changed. He also had to replace the tyre before their shift finished at 1pm or the van would be marked as defective and towed away to be crushed. He called a mate out who runs a tyre fitting service from his van. When his mate turned up to change his tyre, he was pulled over, his van inspected and impounded for defects. He was, however, allowed to change my builders tyre, so my builder drove away after loosing half a days paid work. I can't verify this is true, but I trust my builder, we have a good working relationship and I doubt he would lie about something like this.

I go for one drink at lunch time 😞 Who did this? I want names by the end of the day 😂

Turns out I still need the wife's permission 😂 nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzqpxfzhdwlm3cx9l6wdzyft8w8y9gy607tqgtyfq7tekaxs7lhmxfqqsgvxc76gj7qvdw3zl49346r3em3vgq68e8497vf9nsqu0vne5gxgcj9zd07

GM I don't know what's worse, buzzbot or Marie's revived hellthread 😂

Now I'm jealous 😂 My 3 nodes combined have 56GB RAM and 6TB

Shouldn't we change the word "Stable coin" to Debasement coin"?

You know that’s making it worse don’t you 😂😂😂

What concerns me about these emerging types of companies is they don't do anything. nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzp6pmv65w6tfhcp73404xuxcqpg24f8rf2z86f3v824td22c9ymptqyv8wumn8ghj7enfd36x2u3wdehhxarj9emkjmn99uq3samnwvaz7tmwdae8g6tn9ehx7um5wgcjucm0d5hszxnhwden5te0wfjkccte9enk2arpd338jtnrdakj7a33qqsqwt0cqsc24rl2gd0y40mvs3g5nq58n6mwr58zr7clkalstq94als24pwr3

We’re on a Tuk Tuk 😂

That makes me sad 😞

I still think building platforms on NOSTR to emulate Patreon and OnlyFans are compelling propositions. Paying directly for content on NOSTR is native and doesn't require a trusted third party. Do we need a paywall NIP?

I just looked to signup to this nostr:nprofile1qy8hwumn8ghj7cfwdehhxtnvdakqzrmhwden5te0v5hxummn9ekx7mqqyz8mzs95arw7l97wfwpp6frj0zs6gdfnvf3r7eqzzjztxuhefqqqc6w9ene but it took me to the nostr.build plan page, which I already have. Does this mean I've already got this service?

For all those who hate my face: Mike the Bastard, King of Ventnor 😂😂😂

Interestingly: Both the Bitcoin community and governments have the same goal: End banks 😂

The banks currently take your money to invest in order to make profit. The government decided to cut out the middle man and start doing that themselves.

I believe "Files" will be available across all devices, but external storage support is only for the "Umbrel home"

My family founded company is Japanese, Densitron https://www.densitron.jp/

You're not getting an argument from me, except I'm British, so my self interest would say, send them to the UK instead 😂

Keeps the riff-raff out 😂

Wait till you try the other stuff 😂

GM 🫂

Crypto.com

Yes, meat pics please 🙏

GM 🫂 Nothing to see here. Move along, thank you.

My nodes synching, otherwise I’d be zapping the shit out of this 😂

GM We had a power cut yesterday afternoon due to the stormy weather. Power is still off, but we have a gas hob and a log burner. So we are surviving. Despite my UPS, my node and WiFi went down late last night, so you won’t be able to zap me until power returns. Self sovereignty isn’t all good 😂 I have lousy 3G, so you may not hear much from me today. I can feel the relief from here 😂 Stay safe everyone.

I’m not going to admit how much BTC I’ve lost through my nodes 😂

I think you found the wrong video 😂 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9A0AxoleGA

At my local Botanic garden in Ventnor, Isle of Wight:

Dam, you two! Your MPS “Memes per Second” is next level. I have my much to learn. Teach me my Masters of the Memes 🧑‍🎓

What about the 58K gang, they are so lonely rn 😂

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This one's a real banger 😂

Meanwhile IRL, my non dom frens dog

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Stop already 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

GM It’s really me again. The party boat followed us 🥹

Hey NOSTR #devs What happens if I mute AND follow an npub? 😂

Coin ?

Interestingly, 3 years ago, I gave two of my nephews 250,000 BTC each. They were older, so I gave them the seed phrase on their cards. One is a gamer, so he sold his immediately, after the price had crashed, to buy in-game shitcoins and spent them all. The younger is not very technical so hasn’t touched them (I still have the seed phrases and check occasionally). The younger one turns 18 in a couple of years time. I might, on his birthday message him the current value of his holding in GBP nostr:note175r9dsc6d9dxffdzpeepppxs0uvwxht34smk07aj8k42qjars0ysq3zl5w

For me, I edit and optimise the file before uploading, store it in specific folders and can re-use in other posts by copying and pasting the imagine link, which nostr:npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w made extremely accessible from the thumbnail.

No, it's just harder to find the "copy link" button on the large panel on the right. Most of the time, I just want to upload an image and copy the link address. I'll get used to it, but I preferred it before. Thought you'd appreciate some feedback. Also, generally loving the site. Thanks 🙏

All true, but those same comments were made to Mayer Amschel Rothschild about banking. We are not all destined to be Bitcoin banks or Bitcoin VISA

Have you thought of posting about cats 🤣

Like this?: https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjxxcfcx9jnzd3e956kyc3e956xyd3594snwety95mnvdeevgmnwwtzv33k2qgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctczyqrx8x3cdjwpq9ppwc3ve085pyyvfudqcvlz87xk668540m9t78hzqcyqqq8veck937fs

But at least my node earns more than my Bitaxe miner 😂