cloud fodder
captain of a sailing vessel
building relay.tools
electron microscopic time preference capable
simplex DM me for all your remotely operated underwater vehicle needs: https://simplex.chat/contact#/?v=1-4&smp=smp%3A%2F%2FSkIkI6EPd2D63F4xFKfHk7I1UGZVNn6k1QWZ5rcyr6w%3D%40smp9.simplex.im%2FP0rE9zB_W1ljpc_Jsaz6K-tbRm2mHqsP%23%2F%3Fv%3D1-2%26dh%3DMCowBQYDK2VuAyEAvVLbWdTbqwpdPLLtKG22WDXJUiS1EMVTByd5NuwikWU%253D%26srv%3Djssqzccmrcws6bhmn77vgmhfjmhwlyr3u7puw4erkyoosywgl67slqqd.onion

cloud fodder
4/25 12:02:15
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i might win a chance to pay you 10% tho..
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The FishcakeπΆπΎ & 763 others
4/25 11:54:59
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Pay me handsomely πππ

cloud fodder
4/7 15:56:08
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work is the same as a job.. a job is just working. working for someone, to help them, if you do it more than once, thats a job. working for yourself, thats a job too.
so yeah, i dont get it. to me it reads like some kind of travel fantasy, doesnt have any details about this cool drifter lifestyle.. maybe he can update us on his UBI earnings when he"s 45-50.
also, pretty much anyone not worried about working to survive, who is traveling perpetually, is located in the banana belt. the cold harsh rest of the world cannot just survive without shelter/food/fuel.
so who's nice warm palm tree are we sleeping on the beach under tonight while we blog about travel fantasies? π someone else will be along soon to contest it.
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cloud fodder
4/2 7:34:41
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i quit nostr im focusing on meshtastic now
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cloud fodder
4/1 16:02:32
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wow, ya thats an old nip! so old it merged. i guess, clients didnt have time.. tick tock
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The FishcakeπΆπΎ & 763 others
4/1 14:15:09
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Bring back nip-26 ffs, it was killed with no data-backed reason or objectivity
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cloud fodder
4/1 15:19:49
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y u do me like dis π
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The FishcakeπΆπΎ & 763 others
4/1 15:00:40
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Thanks for participating in bait post and reacting πππ
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cloud fodder
3/31 14:21:27
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i think we should do a bounty for nostr:nprofile1qqsrx4k7vxeev3unrn5ty9qt9w4cxlsgzrqw752mh6fduqjgqs9chhgpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhszyrhwden5te0dehhxarj9ekk7mf0mpwca6 to delete the chart.. im so sick of it
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Karnage
3/31 14:19:19
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Itβs self defeating honestly. If we were smart weβd delete this chart shit and focus on positive vibes. These kinds of notes help no one.
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cloud fodder
3/31 14:16:48
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well, trolling us with the broken chart and grow nostr hashtag, that'll help π le sigh.
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ava
3/31 13:57:25
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It is an acknowledgmentβa reality check. Hopefully, people will see this and become more active moving forward, regardless of Bitcoin's valuation. Nostr is more important than Bitcoin, and we cannot afford to let it slip by the wayside.
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Karnage
3/31 13:51:18
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Itβs a tough challenge to solve but talking about how things are going down only makes the situation worse imo.
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ava
3/31 12:09:34
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Since January, fewer than 18,000 daily active users with trusted pubkeys have been writing events on average.
As of March 8th, #Nostr retention has flatlined at 0.
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#IKITAO #Nostr > #Bitcoin #GrowNostr
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cloud fodder
3/29 10:47:22
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https://nostr21.com/
whatchu think? (pls be my safari smoketest) ππΏ
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cloud fodder
3/29 10:42:57
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its actually pretty fuckin amazing yeah, sometimes i cant tell if its placebo faster or actually faster haha! but it wasnt slower so, crack the bubbly β¨
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cloud fodder
3/28 16:35:46
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now im doing it on purpose to differentiate myself from the bots
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The FishcakeπΆπΎ & 763 others
3/28 16:32:01
π
Iβm not the one who doesnβt know what Universe they are in.
Fuck! ππ
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The FishcakeπΆπΎ & 763 others
3/28 16:26:32
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Youβre is short for βyour areβ. βYourβ is possessive and means that something is yours, not the same as you are, ffs πππ
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The FishcakeπΆπΎ & 763 others
3/28 16:23:48
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You donβt need correction if you START FUCKING TYPING CORRECTLY TO BEGING WITH! πππ
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cloud fodder
3/28 16:13:28
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do u have an awareness of ur universe relays or do you simply call it 'universe' like a caveman painting the stars? π¦π
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cloud fodder
3/28 16:26:11
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u need the space in there or somethin?
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cloud fodder
3/23 9:36:18
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signup for a relay and ill zap u back doggo π
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cloud fodder
3/23 9:32:52
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doesnt everyone? ππ
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cloud fodder
3/21 16:51:08
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quik whats the closest holiday, its a jfk files saleeee!
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The FishcakeπΆπΎ & 763 others
3/21 16:37:42
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lol! πππ GET IT NOW! BEFORE THE SUPPLIES RUN OUT
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cloud fodder
3/16 19:03:19
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i think eu just schedules their posts now π for nostr day
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The FishcakeπΆπΎ & 763 others
3/16 18:56:04
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EU! Whatβs good? Havenβt heard much from your part of the world. π«π

cloud fodder
3/16 18:45:47
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spends 50,000$ on a nostr booth at a conference.. lets the development of own nostr project stagnate while continuing to be a conference hopping tourist spendoor of company funds,
writes an article whoz headline about 'slaying cows' would be banned in india, about censorship resistence and zaps being useless
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cant make this stuff up, i love nostr. β₯οΈ

cloud fodder
1/26 14:13:13
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cause it works great on #amethizzle #ogg
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The FishcakeπΆπΎ & 763 others
1/26 14:01:09
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If you have an account, you can share with the player like so: https://e.nostr.build/a_M5qRn_mp3?t=Rain+and+Piano&by=The+Fishcake
The link is available in the media properties under share, or can be created by directly going to e.nostr.build
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The FishcakeπΆπΎ & 763 others
1/26 13:18:57
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GM! All should work already, or let me know which mine types are rejected so I can adjust
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cloud fodder
1/26 12:50:31
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cloud fodder
1/9 9:19:03
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and then, i may or may not see any response, because it wont know to send me those at my actual relay.
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cloud fodder
1/9 9:15:25
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cause i used reverse-psychology, someone published it to damus for you with a reaction. and now it may make it to primal in the next bit because your comment may put it there. ππ
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cloud fodder
12/23 8:06:24
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condolences. I recommend β‘only. π¨βπ»π¦ spam cannot dfeat uz
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The FishcakeπΆπΎ & 763 others
12/23 8:01:14
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GM! Day 720, the fight against spam rages on. Spent most of my Sunday trying to prevent upload spam and lockdown all possible avenues of spam inflow! How was your Sunday π«‘βοΈ

cloud fodder
12/17 16:38:29
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cloud fodder
12/12 8:19:04
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gm cake
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The FishcakeπΆπΎ & 763 others
12/12 8:00:52
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GM, OGs and likeminded people! π«‘βοΈβοΈβοΈ

cloud fodder
11/23 13:58:48
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maybe try the camera app, vs. inside wireguard to see if that will scan.. then you can triage the π
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The FishcakeπΆπΎ & 763 others
11/23 13:26:14
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Question to Android users. I am always having issues with QR codes and most of them donβt work unless they are black and white (white background). Is this a normal thing or something related to the shitty phone I have for testing purposes? π€

cloud fodder
10/17 23:17:42
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Anyone implementing or testing nip17 may find this command line tool helpful. It can be used with NAK to send/receive nip17 messages to/from a relay with auth(optional). cc nostr:nprofile1qqsglv2qkn5dmmuhee9cy8fywfu2rfp4xd3xy0myqg2gfvmjl9yqqrqppamhxue69uhk2tnwdaejumr0dsq3qamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wd3skueqpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduekf372
github.com/jeremyd/nip17pipe
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Terry Yiu
10/17 22:21:26
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nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z nostr:npub1jlrs53pkdfjnts29kveljul2sm0actt6n8dxrrzqcersttvcuv3qdjynqn Iβm having trouble wrapping (no pun intended) my head around the one-time use random keypair used to sign the kind 1059 gift wrap event. If I want to see the NIP-17 DMs that Iβve sent from my client, would I have to keep track of the random keypairs that Iβve used so that I can decrypt the gift wrap content and render them in the future? Alternatively, would I just need to store the seal events locally on my client?
Context: Iβm adding NIP-17 DM support to Nostr SDK for Apple Platforms and the randomized keypair stuff on the gift wrap confused me.

cloud fodder
10/12 11:36:29
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shots fired π₯π
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The FishcakeπΆπΎ & 763 others
10/12 11:30:40
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Not using PHP to serve, too broken, slow and insecure πππ
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utxo the webmaster π§βπ»
10/12 11:24:45
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Here you go, from the php master
$clean_filename = preg_replace('/(\.\w+).*/', '$1', $filename);
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The FishcakeπΆπΎ & 763 others
10/12 11:20:40
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GM! The array of broken URLs we see sent to us is damn high! β¦jpg& β¦jpg% β¦jpg# (who the fuck send # to the server?) β¦jpg/ (itβs not a fucking directory) ππππππ

cloud fodder
10/1 0:49:55
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GM!
if you grow too much 'influence', the universe will focus on you too much and your quantum entangled fleshy supercomputer in your dome was not designed for this many connections.
so then you'll retreat, hand over your keys to the sales dept, become aloof and disconnected from the very thing you were wanting: connection.
in the future, nostr clients in harmony with relays can act as a reach dial, to dial up or down your reach. so that you can connect on some things and monetize your influence on others.

cloud fodder
9/14 10:36:15
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i wuz born too early again π
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The FishcakeπΆπΎ & 763 others
9/14 10:31:57
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Your device will probably only have enough pixels for 720p and your eyes can probably only resolve 560p at best and only in the very center. So, waste of data that is being discarded by the device once downloaded.
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cloud fodder
9/14 10:27:41
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prob cause graphene, the camera is more raw i guess. thats ok, moores law will take care of it and 1080p will seem like VHS
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The FishcakeπΆπΎ & 763 others
9/14 10:23:37
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Iβll add transcoding to NB, need to address some data plane scaling issues first though
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The FishcakeπΆπΎ & 763 others
9/14 10:19:33
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Waste of bandwidth for the server and viewer, but I digress πππ
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The FishcakeπΆπΎ & 763 others
9/14 10:13:38
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Itβs ridiculously large. You can encode 10m at full HD into 50Mb
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The FishcakeπΆπΎ & 763 others
9/14 10:11:51
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Not too much, but that should be about 10+ minutes. If shorter, then too much
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cloud fodder
9/8 13:00:32
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yabuddy! π i did think it was maybe uploading to nostr build to build the vast gif library, even tho its a tenor gif.. or was that a diff gif app?
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The FishcakeπΆπΎ & 763 others
9/8 12:53:18
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And you post a Tenor GIF in reply? ππππππππ
My privacy!!!! πππ€£π₯πππ€£π€ͺ
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The FishcakeπΆπΎ & 763 others
9/8 12:43:43
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gofbuddy is a Tenor client that later imports gif to nostr.build ππ
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cloud fodder
9/1 8:11:00
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but there only 7 days in a week comeon
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The FishcakeπΆπΎ & 763 others
9/1 8:08:53
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If you will commit to purchase at least 10, Iβll make one. Otherwise, forget it π€£π
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